Ross Duffer… Mikey Day
Matt Duffer… Alex Moffat
Mike… Kyle Mooney
Dustin… Lin-Manuel Miranda
Lucas… Sasheer Zamata
Mom… Leslie Jones
Dad… Kenan Thompson
Will’s mom… Melissa Villaseńor
Eleven… Kate McKinnon
Jim Hopper… Beck Bennett[Starts with Netflix: Behind The Scenes intro] [Cut to Ross Duffer and Matt Duffer in their set]
Ross Duffer: Hi, we’re the Duffer brothers. Our show ‘Stranger Things’ was the show of the summer.
Matt Duffer: In next season, we’re solving some of the first season’s biggest mysteries.
Ross Duffer: Like, where is the upside down?
Matt Duffer: Is Barb coming back?
Ross Duffer: And where is that black kid’s family?
Matt Duffer: Yeah.
Ross Duffer: Yeah.
Matt Duffer: It was a little overside on our part.
Ross Duffer: Oops.
Matt Duffer: So to knit this one into the bug before the blogs come after us…
Ross Duffer: Here is a sneak peak at Stranger Things season two.
Matt Duffer: Whooo![Cut to Stranger Things video bumper] [Cut to Mike, Dustin and Lucas on their bikes.]
Mike: Come on guys, this is the way to the upside down.
Dustin: Are you sure about this?
Mike: I don’t know. We gotta find Will.
Lucas: Yeah, Dustin, you’re such a baby.
Dustin: I’m not a baby. I’m just scared the monsters are gonna eat us.
Lucas: Whatever, I’m not scared of anything.
Woman’s voice: Lucas!
Lucas: Oh no. Oh god! It’s my parents.[Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad walk in]
Lucas’s mom: Lucas! Where the hell have you been? We haven’t seen you in days.
Lucas’s dad: What makes you think you can be out this late? Kids in this town are getting snatched up by kidnappers.[cut to Mike and Dustin]
Dustin: But it’s not kidnappers.
Mike: Yeah, it’s the demigorgan.[Cut to Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad]
Lucas’s dad: A demi what?
Mike: It’s a monster and we’re looking for it.
Lucas’s mom: Lucas, I told you not to hang out with these little white kids.
Lucas: But we have to find the upside down.
Lucas’s dad: The what?
Lucas: It’s like the normal world but it’s scarier. And there’s danger at every turn.
Lucas’s mom: Baby, people who look like us already live in the upside down.
Lucas’s dad: Let me put it to you this way Lucas. You don’t have to go looking for scary stuff. It’s gonna find you.
Lucas: But Will’s in the upside down.
Lucas’s mom: Boy, I will beat your upside down.
Lucas: Okay. Yep, good point. Um, sorry guys. I’ve gotta go.[Cut to Mike and Dustin]
Dustin: But Lucas?
Lucas’s mom: But nothing. You need to go home too. There needs to be a grown up with y’all.
Dustin: There is an adult, Will’s mom.[Cut to Will’s mom, Mike and Dustin. Will’s mom is shaking and crying]
Will’s mom: [sobbing] It’s just that I– I wish I could– the lights. Oh, I don’t even know where I’m even supposed to start.[Cut to Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad looking worried]
Lucas’s dad: Oh, na, this lady has lost her damn mind. Come on here Lucas. We’re taking you home.[as Lucas’s dad is trying to hold Lucas, his hand is stopped] [weird sound]
What happened?[Cut to Eleven standing beside Mike and Dustin]
Mike and Dustin: Eleven![Cut to Lucas, Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad]
Lucas’s mom: Man, who is this little creepy wood dude.
Lucas: Mom, she’s a girl. She has special powers and her name is Eleven.[Cut to Eleven. Her nose is bleeding.] [Cut to Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad]
Lucas’s mom: Okay Eleven, I’m going to count to three and if you don’t let my husband go, I’m gonna take these five fingers across your scary ass. One… two…[Eleven lets Lucas’s dad go.]
Mike: What happened? Did you lose your power?
Eleven: No, she really scared me.[Jim Hopper walks in his police dress]
Jim: Oh, there you guys are.[Cut to Lucas, Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad. They are scared of Jim.]
Lucas’s dad: [shouting] Oh! Monster!
Lucas: Mom, dad, you don’t have to be scared. This is the police chief.
Lucas’s dad: We know.[Cut to Dustin]
Dustin: It’s okay. He’s on our side.[Cut to Jim and Eleven]
Jim: Yeah, these are some of my [looking at Eleven] closest friends.[Cut to Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad]
Lucas’s dad: I don’t like the way that sounds.[Cut to Jim and Eleven]
Jim: Anyway, I’m glad I found you. El, here’s your frozen eggos.[Eleven eats eggos wildly] [Cut to Lucas, Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad]
Lucas’s dad: Okay, let’s go. These white people crazy.[Lucas, Lucas’s mom and Lucas’s dad leave] [Cut to Stranger Things video bumper]