Metalia… Ronda Rousey
Gazina… Cecily Strong
Solar… Jay Pharoah
Aviana… Leslie Jones
Noodle Man… Pete Davidson
Mr. Leathers… Taran Killam
The Beast… Kenan Thompson
Queen of Quata… Aidy Bryant
Koos-koos… Sasheer Zamata[Starts with giant robots destroying the city in Metro City – 2016.]
Vanessa: Maniac has unleashed his cyber beasts all over the city! We’re doomed.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle looking from the roof]
What are we going to do?
Kyle: It looks like the end.[Hero entrance music playing]
Vanessa: Look, what’s that?
Kyle: I think help has arrived.[Cut to the Super Crew. They all have their super hero costume on.]
Super Crew: Fear not friends, the super crew is here to save the day.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: Thank god. The city is in trouble. Can you help?[Cut to Metalia]
Metalia: Of course we can. I am Metalia. I can bend metal with my mind.[Metalia pulls out a metal pipe and bends it using her power.] [Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Kyle: That’s gonna work great against these metal menaces. Go get em’![Cut to Super Crew]
Gazina: Hang on, coz you know there’s more here than just her and it’s really only fair for each to get an intro, okay?
Kyle: Oh, okay. I’m sorry. Go ahead.[Cut to Solar]
Solar: I’m Solar! I can harness the power of the sun to melt any material.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: Great! You can melt the robots right now.[Cut to the Super Crew]
Gazina: Yeah, and I think he probably will do that after we meet everyone.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle] [Cut to Aviana]
Aviana: I am Aviana. I’m gifted with the power of flight.
Aviana: But only as fast as you can walk and only for 2016 seconds at a time.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: That’s great.[Cut to Aviana]
Aviana: I can do it twice a day.[Noodle Man walks in]
Noodle Man: I’m Noodle Man. I can create a mountain of noodles to smother any fall. It’s noodle time.
Kyle: I think honestly we could get the job done with just the heat man and metal lady.[Gazina walks in]
Gazina: Okay, can I talk to you for just a second? We don’t know each other very well but the more you interrupt this, the longer this is gonna take.
Vanessa: Okay. Um, how many are there total?[Cut to Metalia]
Metalia: Like, between six and 30.[Cut to Mr. Leathers]
Mr. Leathers: I’m Mr. Leathers. At any moment I can be wearing leather. Oh, I have it on now.
Vanessa: Okay, I don’t see how that helps.[blasting sound]
Kyle: Oh no! I think they attacked the orphanage.[Cut to everybody. Aviana is flying.]
Aviana: Look, I’m flying.
Vanessa: Well, don’t waste it. Now you can only use it once more.
Aviana: No, this was the second time.
Kyle: Then what else can you do today?
Aviana: I’m not sure.[The Beast walks in]
The Beast: I’m The Beast. [roars] [Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Kyle: Now we’re talking.
The Beast: Yes! Because [Cut to The Beast] I’m obsessed with Beauty and the Beast.[singing] a tale as old as time [Queen of Quata walks in]
Queen of Quata: Hah! I’m Queen of Quata! I command the seas. But the question is will they obey? An the short answer is no.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: Okay, so you can’t do anything?[Cut to Queen of Quata]
Queen of Quata: I just love the beach. And I can eat sand and so far it hasn’t hurt me.[Gazina walks in]
Gazina: I am Gazina. I have gay-dar but only for black men. Alert! One here is.[Cut to The Beast and Solar]
Solar: I am? Oh![Koos-koos walks in]
Koos-koos: I don’t really have to go coz I’m very similar to Mr. Noodles, but my name is Koos-koos if that helps.[Fire-butt walks in]
Fire-butt: And I’m Fire-butt.[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: Great! We think all of you are great.
Kyle: So now you can probably save the city, right?[Cut to Metalia]
Metalia: I’m on it.[Metalia using power sound] [The robots are melt down.] [Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Kyle: Metalia saved the day![Cut to Gazina]
Gazina: I’m sorry. Who saved the day?[Cut to Vanessa and Kyle]
Vanessa: Okay. We mean the Super Crew all together equally saved the day as a unit.[Cut to Super Crew]
Super Crew: Yes![The End]