Through Donald’s Eyes

[Starts the video as Donald Trump’s point of view]

Female voice: Good morning, Mr. Trump.

[Donald Trump turns the TV on]

News reporter: Huge, huge success, fantastic. Victory, landslide, Fox News.

[Donald Trump changes to Fashion channel]

TV: In fashion, big loose suits and long red ties sold out big success–

[Donald Trump looks at the news paper. “False report, biased” on the front paper.] [Donald Trump looks at the mirror. He has huge hands] [Donald Trump looks at the TV. Title says ‘Hollywood Beauty Hates Trump.’]

TV: Trump is bad. Trump is lies. Trump can’t do anything.

[Donald Trump turns the TV off. He turns around, his staff are haunting him saying that everybody hates him.] [Donald Trump looks at his hands, they shrink into small hands.] [Donald Trump takes his phone out and tweets “Media stpuid, Trump is king, media is bad. Sad!”

[Melania Trump walks in]

Melania Trump: I love you, Donald. I’m a lucky woman. [Donald Trump’s hands grow back again] Melania look beautiful for you. I am a lucky woman.

[Mike Pence comes in]

Mike Pence: Mike Pence here. Work, job, very focus.

[Donald Trump is nodding his head] [Kellyanne Conway walks in with a man]

Kellyanne Conway: Sir, it’s Kellyanne. Your fan wants to meet you. Talk to your fan.

Fan: I voted for Trump. You will fix me. Thing you promised, thing you promised, [things start looking worry-some] I can’t wait for that thing you promised. Hollywood models are not your people. I am your people.

[Kellyanne Conway walks in]

Kellyanne Conway: Kellyanne will fix it. Mommy does everything. Mommy does it for you. Sleep now. Donny, sleep and dream your favorite dream. I love you.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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