Weekend Update 2


Colin Jost

Michael Che

Bobby Moynihan

[Starts with Michael Che on his news set. There’s a picture of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton on right top corner.]

Michael Che: A new poll in New Hampshire shows that Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary Clinton 60% to 33, said at Clinton Stafford just before being force choked.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Peeps at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: The makers of Peeps have launched a new online campaign to attract millennial mothers. Oh, sure, but when I try to attract millennial mothers I’m disrupting a Lamaze class.

[Picture changes to Khloe Kardashian]

Khloe Kardashian revealed that she recorded a sex tape with her now ex husband Lamar Odom, or as Kardashians call that, first base.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of snow blizzard in New York city at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Alright, let’s check in again with the conditions outside with your friend who always says, “It’s not that bad.” How does it look?

[Cut to Bobby Moynihan frozen in the blizzard]

Hey, man! Are you okay? Hey, you okay man? Alright, cut the feed.

[Cut to Michael Che]

I guess it was that bad.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a calendar marked at 24th January at left top corner.

Colin Jost: Today was national compliment day. [pause] Dad.

[Picture changes to few cats and California map]

A California woman has turned her 12 acre ranch into a home for more than 1,000 cats. Reached for comment, her husband left 10 years ago.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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