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Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Kwame Jackson at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Former Apprentice star Kwame Jackson spoke out passionately against Donald Trump saying that Trump is filling a swamp full of hate. Adding, “Anyway, [Picture changes to Kwame serving Starbucks] tall latte for Karen?”

[Picture changes to a phone and FBI logo]

It was reported that the FBI paid professional hackers to help unlock the iPhone of San Bernardino shooter. Oh sure, but when I hire hackers to unlock an iPhone, I’m ‘too insecure to be in a relationship’.

[Cut to Michael Che. there’s a picture of

Michael Che: At a town hall on Friday, John Kasich hold a female college student concerned with rape to avoid parties where there’s a lot of alcohol. Which ironically is the kind of statement that will probably make women avoid his party. [picture changes to republican logo] [Picture changes to a woman and Monalisa painting]

A woman in New York has become an internet sensation by recreating famous paintings such as the Monalisa on her face. Said her boyfriend, “You are making us late!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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