Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Kwame Jackson at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Former Apprentice star Kwame Jackson spoke out passionately against Donald Trump saying that Trump is filling a swamp full of hate. Adding, “Anyway, [Picture changes to Kwame serving Starbucks] tall latte for Karen?”
[Picture changes to a phone and FBI logo]
It was reported that the FBI paid professional hackers to help unlock the iPhone of San Bernardino shooter. Oh sure, but when I hire hackers to unlock an iPhone, I’m ‘too insecure to be in a relationship’.
[Cut to Michael Che. there’s a picture of
Michael Che: At a town hall on Friday, John Kasich hold a female college student concerned with rape to avoid parties where there’s a lot of alcohol. Which ironically is the kind of statement that will probably make women avoid his party. [picture changes to republican logo]
[Picture changes to a woman and Monalisa painting]
A woman in New York has become an internet sensation by recreating famous paintings such as the Monalisa on her face. Said her boyfriend, “You are making us late!”