Weekend Update 2


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of Kim Kardashian at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Investigators say that the $4.5 million diamond ring stolen from Kim Kardashian will most likely be made into smaller less valuable stones. You know, like Kendall and Kylie.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a toilet bowl and Chinese flag at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: A new public bathroom has opened in China that is completely transparent. Oh sure, but when I use a transparent public bathroom, I am vandalizing the apple store.

[Picture changes to a clown hair]

In clown news, clowns in Arizona are rallying in support of their profession by organizing a ‘clown lives matter’ rally. Because nothing reassures like an angry mob of clowns. Even worse, the clowns are inviting children to the rally which takes place deep in the woods.

Glad I tried that one.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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