Weekend Update


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of Walmart at right top corner.]

Michael Che: A woman in Utah gave birth to her baby while in a Walmart checkout line. This according to the Janitor’s resignation letter.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Michael Moore at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: This week, Michael Moore released a surprised new movie called Trumpland which urges people not to vote for Trump. So if you’re person who loves Michael Moore and you’re still in the fence about Trump, you don’t exist.

[Picture changes to Chicago Cubs]

Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs who just defeated the Dodgers to reach the world series for theĀ  first time in 71years. Oh, man! Another out come, rigged by Hillary Clinton. [Michael Che laughing] [Picture changes to a halloween pumpkin]

The most popular Halloween costumes this year are Harley Quinn, Kylo Ren and Dracula. Sorry, Rudy Guiliani. [Picture changes to Rudy Guiliani posing like a Dracula.]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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