Rachael… Vanessa Bayer[Starts with Colin Jost in his set]
Colin Jost: This month, NBC will air it’s special. The features are reunion of the cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Here to comment is Rachael from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.[Rachael slides in]
Oh, my god. This is incredible. You know, it’s so great see you Rachael.
Rachael: Oh, Colin. Oh, hi. [Cut to Rachael] Hi. Oh! [Michael Che laughing] Wow! Yeah! Yes.[Cut to Rachael and Colin Jost]
Colin Jost: You know Rachael, I gotta say I haven’t seen you since the 90s’ probably. How have you been?
Rachael: What? Oh, yeah! [Cut to Rachael] Yeah, I’ve been. Yeah, I’ve been good. I’ve been good. Yeah.[Cut to Rachael and Colin Jost]
Colin Jost: [laughing] Good. Good. So are you excited to see all your friends again?
Rachael: Oh, yeah. [Cut to Rachael] You know. Joey, Chandler, Phoebs, Mon, and of course, you know, Ross. Yeah.
Colin Jost: Yeah. That’s all of them.
Rachael: Yeah. You know, I’m seeing them tonight. [Cut to Rachael] Phoebs is playing the show at Central Perk and then we’re all gonna jump in the fountain with umbrellas. Yeah. Oh, you know, you should come. Oh, I’ll see you there.[cut to a very short clip used in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. for scene cuts with nostalgic music] [Cut to Rachael and Colin Jost in the Weekend Update set. Rachael is speaking on the phone.]
Yeah, okay bye.
Colin Jost: I’m sorry. What just happened?[Cut to Rachael]
Rachael: Oh yeah. Yeah, that happens to me every few minutes. Yeah. It’s weird. Yeah. I don’t know. It’s weird. Oh! Speaking of which, [Cut to Rachael and Colin Jost] hey, what’s that?
Colin Jost: What’s what? Where? Oh, that is Michael Che.
Michael Che: She’s on F.R.I.E.N.D.S. She has never seen a black person, Colin![Cut to Rachael, Colin Jost and Michael Che]
Rachael: Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, why don’t you both come over tonight. [Cut to Rachael] Phoebs is gonna bring her new boyfriend and he’s not gonna fit in. I’ll see you there. Yeah![cut to a very short clip used in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. for scene cuts with nostalgic music] [Cut to Rachael and Colin Jost in the Weekend Update set. Rachael is playing with a baby.]
Colin Jost: Wait! Now you have a baby?
Rachael: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sometimes yeah.[Rachael passes the baby away]
Colin Jost: Rachael, okay. Is it me or do you always sound surprised by everything?
Rachael: What? Oh, yeah. Well, what? Okay. Well, I don\t– Okay. What? Yeah. Huh?[F.R.I.E.N.D.S. song playing]
Colin Jost: Rachael everyone.[The End]