Michael Che[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of earth at right top corner.]
Michael Che: A new report shows that the best place in the world for young girls to live is Sweden, while the worst place for young girls to live on your hard drive. I said worst place.[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a bear at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Yeah. Well, this will get you back. A man in California was attacked by bears after he interrupted them having sex. Even worse, they were having sex with his wife. We tried. [Michael Che laughing] And in some very exciting news tonight, the Nobel prize for literature went to Bob Dylan. Even more shocking, Nobel prize for medicine went to Dr. Dre.