Amazon Echo


Kenan Thompson

Kate McKinnon

Kyle Mooney

Leslie Jones

Aidy Bryant

[Starts with an old man looking in the mirror in his house]

Male voice: The new Amazon Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.

Kenan: Alexa, what time is it? What the hell is wrong with this blasted thing? Amanda!

Male voice: But the latest technology isn’t always easy to use for people of a certain age.

Kenan: These kids have bought me a busted machine again. Odessa!

Male voice: That’s why, Amazon partnered with AARP to present the new Amazon Echo Silver. The only smart speaker designed specifically to be used by the greatest generation. It’s super loud and responds to any name even remotely close to Alexa. So they can find out the weather.

[Cut to Kate sitting in a couch]

Kate: Allegra! What is the weather outside?

Alexa: It is 74 degrees and sunny.

Kate: Huh?

Alexa: It is 74 degrees and sunny.

Kate: Where?

Alexa: Outside.

Kate: What about it?

Alexa: The temperature outside is 74 degrees and sunny.

Kate: I don’t know about that.

Male: The latest in sports.

Kenan: Collessa, how many did ol Satchel strike out last night?

Alexa: Satchel Page died in 1982.

Kenan: Yeah. How many he get?

Alexa: Satchel Page is dead.

Kenan: Whatnow?

Alexa: Died!

Kenan: Who did?

Alexa: Satchel Page.

Kenan: I don’t know about that.

Male voice: Even local news and pop culture.

Leslie: Anita! What them boys up to across the street?

Alexa: They are just playing.

Leslie: They what now?

Alexa: They are just playing.

Leslie: You say they’re just playing now?

Alexa: Yes, they are just plying.

Leslie: I don’t know about that.

Male voice: Pair to smart devices like your thermostat.

Kate: Allesandra, turn the heat up.

Alexa: The room is already 100 degrees.

Kate: Are you trying to kill me, Alexandra?

Male voice: The new Amazon Echo Silver plays all the music they loved when they were young.

Kyle: Angela, play black jazz.

Alexa: Play, uh… Jazz.

[music playing]

Male voice: It also has a quick scan feature to help them find things.

Aidy: Elelia, where did I put the phone?

Alexa: Ugh! The phone is in your right hand.

Male voice: And it has an ‘Uh-huh’ feature for long rambling stories.

Kenan: So then I gave him five dollars. And he said, “I only gave him one dollar.”

Alexa: Uh-huh.

Kenan: I said I know I gave you a five.

Alexa: Uh-huh.

Kenan: Cause I only had a five and one on me.

Alexa: Uh-huh.

Kenan: And this is the one right here. [showing five dollars]

Alexa: Uh-huh.

Kenan: So, I mean, you tell me who is crazy.

Male voice: Amazon Echo Silver. Get your’s today. I said get your’s today! To order Amazon Echo Silver, send a check or money order to right now.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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