Mikey Day
Kate McKinnon
Cecily strong
Beck Bennett
Kyle Mooney
Aidy Bryant
[Starts with women decorating the Christmas tree in their house.]Male voice: She’s the one who makes the holidays merry and bright. The perfect gift. The perfect wrapping. The perfect everything. So, what do you get the woman who makes Christmas for Christmas? [Greg takes Kate to show her the gift] The gift every woman desires. [He shows her a ring box] A beautiful charm from Pandora. [There’s a little coffee cup in the ring box. Kate is confused.]
Kate: Oh, it’s one of these? It’s a little coffee cup.
Greg: I knew you would.
Kate: What?
Greg: I’m sorry. Did you say you love it?
Kate: [in unimpressive way] I do. I love it.
Male voice: And Pandora charms. We take one little fact about your wife and turn it into jewelry. If it’s now, it’s a charm.
[Cut to Alex opening the ring box to Cecily. Cecily is happy first, but then is confused after seeing what’s in the ring box.]Cecily: Oh, is it a little dress?
Beck: Yeah. I noticed you wear dresses.
Cecily: It has pink ribbon on it. It’s for breast cancer?
Beck: [looks at it carefully] Oh, yeah.
Male voice: Pandora charm sees the thing you want to tell her the most. Like, I know what job you have and that job is nurse. Or, you like drinking. Or, this is a dog. And once you bought a Pandora bracelet, you can get her one of these $60 whatever for every birthday, mother’s day and anniversary for the rest of her natural life.
[Cut to a party]Kate: [to her friends] It’s a coffee cup. Greg got it for me. Greg, look what I’m wearing. [Greg and Kate raise their glasses to each other] [to her friends] I got Greg a motorcycle.
Cecily: I got us a threesome.
Kate: Wow.
Aidy: Wow.
Cecily: Yeah.
Male voice: Pandora. Come back to the mall.
