Levi’s Wokes


Mikey: My jeans tell me I’m a man.

Kate: My jeans tell me I’m a woman.

Kenan: They tell me I’m relaxed.

Pete: That I’m skinny.

Boy: A child.

Ryan: Yo! You don’t know me, jeans.

Leslie: I’m not a style.

Pete: I’m not a size.

Ryan: That’s not me.

Boy: I am not a child.

Heidi: I’m me.

Chris: I’m unique.

Mikey: I’m woke.

Kenan: Woke.

Leslie: Woke.

Mikey: I’m woke.

Kate: So, why aren’t my jeans?

Female voice: Now, they are. Introducing Levi’s Wokes. Sizeless, style neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that despises labels. Levi’s heard that if you’re not woke, it’s bad. So we made these.

Chris: Defining someone by their style, that’s offensive.

Pete: That’s why Levi Wokes have no style.

Leslie: What’s my size? Why don’t you try asking me about my accomplishments?

Heidi: My wokes are size me.

Kate: They fit everybody.

Kenan: Because they fit nobody.

Leslie: So what colors do they come in?

Chris: Colors?

Ryan: I’m triggered!

Mikey: This color.

Pete: Can you label this color?

Female voice: That is the color greb.

Chris: They not brown, but they not not brown.

Heidi: It’s a handful of colors. None of which are dominant.

Mikey: Just like our country. Oh, wait. Woke!

Leslie: Let’s talk pockets.

Pete: Pockets sold separately.

Mikey: Yo! Who says I have hands?

Kenan: You getting this yet? The jeans are woke.

Kate: Do they come on men’s and women’s?

Ryan: Nah!

Mikey: Do they come in person?

Ryan: What do you think?

Leslie: That’s why wokes got a uni fly.

Female voice: 180 degrees gender non-conformity.

Chris: My jeans let me decide how I go to the bathroom. Do your’s?

Kenan: What don’t you get? They Woke!

Pete: Woke.

Kate: Get Woke.

Ryan: Wear Woke.

Mikey: Yo, hold up. Are my wokes made in some factory by Indonesian kids?

Pete: Nah! They made right here in the USA–

Leslie: — by white kids.

Ryan: Wake up with Levi’s Wokes.

All: Woke.

Female voice: Levi Woke, available exclusively at Ross.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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