Mikey: My jeans tell me I’m a man.
Kate: My jeans tell me I’m a woman.
Kenan: They tell me I’m relaxed.
Pete: That I’m skinny.
Boy: A child.
Ryan: Yo! You don’t know me, jeans.
Leslie: I’m not a style.
Pete: I’m not a size.
Ryan: That’s not me.
Boy: I am not a child.
Heidi: I’m me.
Chris: I’m unique.
Mikey: I’m woke.
Kenan: Woke.
Leslie: Woke.
Mikey: I’m woke.
Kate: So, why aren’t my jeans?
Female voice: Now, they are. Introducing Levi’s Wokes. Sizeless, style neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that despises labels. Levi’s heard that if you’re not woke, it’s bad. So we made these.
Chris: Defining someone by their style, that’s offensive.
Pete: That’s why Levi Wokes have no style.
Leslie: What’s my size? Why don’t you try asking me about my accomplishments?
Heidi: My wokes are size me.
Kate: They fit everybody.
Kenan: Because they fit nobody.
Leslie: So what colors do they come in?
Chris: Colors?
Ryan: I’m triggered!
Mikey: This color.
Pete: Can you label this color?
Female voice: That is the color greb.
Chris: They not brown, but they not not brown.
Heidi: It’s a handful of colors. None of which are dominant.
Mikey: Just like our country. Oh, wait. Woke!
Leslie: Let’s talk pockets.
Pete: Pockets sold separately.
Mikey: Yo! Who says I have hands?
Kenan: You getting this yet? The jeans are woke.
Kate: Do they come on men’s and women’s?
Ryan: Nah!
Mikey: Do they come in person?
Ryan: What do you think?
Leslie: That’s why wokes got a uni fly.
Female voice: 180 degrees gender non-conformity.
Chris: My jeans let me decide how I go to the bathroom. Do your’s?
Kenan: What don’t you get? They Woke!
Pete: Woke.
Kate: Get Woke.
Ryan: Wear Woke.
Mikey: Yo, hold up. Are my wokes made in some factory by Indonesian kids?
Pete: Nah! They made right here in the USA–
Leslie: — by white kids.
Ryan: Wake up with Levi’s Wokes.
All: Woke.
Female voice: Levi Woke, available exclusively at Ross.
