Millwood High School

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Dwayne Johnson

Beck Bennett

Kyle Mooney

Bobby Moynihan

Vanessa Bayer

[Starts with Dwayne speaking at the podium. There are four students around him]

Dwayne: Alright, seniors. Well, give it up again for the recipients of the Eugene Dwalf Scholarship. Now, each and every single one of you will receive $25 towards your college tuition.

[the students leave]

Now, for the fun part, as you know some of your senior class mates have put together an amazing skit performance looking back on this incredible year.

[four seniors walk in]

Beck: Man! Four years? I still can’t believe we’re seniors.

Kyle: Yeah. This has been one crazy ride.

Bobby: But now, it’s coming to an end.

Vanessa: Yeah. And I actually heard some special guests were gonna be stopping by to celebrate the–

All: Class of 2017.

[music playing] [They all dab] [Bobby wears a Deadpool mask]

Bobby: Ola, it’s me Deadpool. Congrats. It’s time to make the chimi-changas!

Beck: I’ll take the Deadpool chimi-changas over the roast beef in the cafeteria.

[The juniors are laughing hard, while the cafeteria cook is looking at them angrily] [now, they have bicycle handles. They are impersonating the Stranger Things.]

Kyle: Something isn’t right. Are we in the upside down?

Vanessa: No, we’re graduating, bro.

Bobby: Man, that’s a stranger things.

[Beck is eating cookies]

Kyle, Vanessa nd Bobby: Eleven!

Beck: No, it’s just two. [showing two cookies.]

Dwayne: [laughing] Oh, my god! That was Stranger Things. I mean, god! I’m gonna miss you crazy fools. Once you graduate, I guess we could start hanging out. Yeah!

[Now, Kyle has a wig on]

Beck: And the Oscar for the most amazing senior class goes to…

Kyle: La-La-Land.

[Vanessa runs in and gives Beck a piece of paper]

Bobby: Oh, no! I’m Jimmy Kimmel. There has been a mistake. It’s actually…

All: All the Millwood seniors.

Beck: Man! That was a huge mistake. Just like ordering the roast beef at the cafeteria.

[The juniors are laughing hard, while the cafeteria cook is looking at them angrily]

Pete: [to cook] Ha-ha-ha. Your roast beef sucks.

Dwayne: Ha-ha. It’s crazy coz it is bad beef. Alright, it’s an amazing observation, guys. I can’t believe it’s just three years before we can all drink together. Oh, it’s gonna be great. Okay, shut up. Shut up. Yeah, coz there’s more. There’s more.

[now Kyle had horns, Beck is wearing a yellow female dress, Bobby is carrying a rose and Vanessa is holing candles]

Kyle: Oh, no. The last petal from the Beauty and the Beast rose has almost fallen.

Vanessa: I guess we won’t turn into college students.

Beck: Unless…

All: [singing] Seniors always rule
all the juniors drool
class of
17

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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