Mark… Beck Bennett
Natalia… Gal Gadot
Manager… Leslie Jones[Starts with Kenan and Mark walking in a desert]
Kenan: Oh, there’s nothing. Just sand.
Mark: We haven’t had water for days. Our best bet is to stop and hope they will find us.[Kenan and Mark sit]
Kenan: Oh! Natgeo.com doesn’t have the budget to search the whole Arabian desert for two B-roll cameramen. [looks around] Oh, wait. You see that, Mark?
Mark: No. If you’re seeing something, it must be a mirage.[Cut to the open desert. Kenan is seeing a lemonade stand in the middle of the desert.]
Kenan: But it looks so real.
Lemonade girl: Hey there, you big thirsty guy? Do you wanna have some ice-cold lemonade?[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Oh my god! Natalia, my wife’s trainer? Why am I seeing her?[Cut to Kenan and Mark]
Mark: Your brain is just giving you what you want to see.[Cut to Natalia]
Natalia: Hey there, bit thirsty. I can’t drink all this lemonade by myself, silly guy.
Kenan: Well, then we got work to do, baby.[Cut to Mark]
Mark: [breathing heavy] Oh, I think I’m seeing something too.[Cut to the open desert. Mark is seeing Jamba Juice stand.]
Mikey: I got a banana-mataz for Mark. Banana-mataz with a zinc boost for Mark.
Kyle: Sir! Your banana-mataz with zinc boost is at the counter. Once again, Mark![Cut to Mark]
Mark: What the hell?[Cut to Kenan and Mark]
Kenan: What? What do you see, brother?
Mark: The Jamba Juice by my old work.
Kenan: Oh. Well, who’s making your smoothies? Some swimsuit model?
Mark: No. It’s the actual guys who worked at the Jamba Juice. Why is this what my brain is making me see right now? Are mirages supposed to be like a fantasy?
Kenan: Well, I wish you were seeing what I’m seeing.[Cut to Natalia holding two lemons and teasing him]
Natalia: Hey, big thirsty. If you want to have your lemonade, you have got to dance with me.
Kenan: Oh, it’s a deal. [to Mark] How you doing, man?[Cut to Mark]
Mark: I’m seeing a woman now.[Cut to Kenan and Mark]
Kenan: Oh, alright. Who?
Mark: The manager and she hated me.[Cut to Manager standing in front of the Jamba Juice stand and yelling at Mark]
Manager: Hey! You have a banana-mataz at the counter. Go get your damn banana-mataz juice.
Mark: Oh, god! I don’t want to see the Jamba Juice staff right now.[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Oh, man. The sun is getting hotter. I’m burning up.[Cut to Natalia holding a hand-fan and teasing Kenan]
Natalia: Oh, so hot. I had to lose my shirt. I’m probably a stinky little lady because I’m so sweaty.[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Damn, this lemonade stand is getting pretty sexy.[Cut to Mark]
Mark: So is Jamba Juice.
Kyle: Damn, sir. It’s hot as hell today.
Mikey: Yeah! By the way, I’ve still got a–[Cut to Mark]
Mark: — A banana-mataz for Mark. I know! [to Kenan] I want to see what you’re seeing.[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Oh, Natalia? Well, I mean, I showed you that photo of her. Just picture it.[Cut to Mark]
Mark: Okay. Come on, brain. Natalia. Natalia.[Cut to Natalia behind Jamba Juice stand]
Natalia: Hey there, handsome sweaty guy. I’ve never made a smoothie before. Will you help me?[Cut to Mark]
Mark: I would love to, Natalia.[Cut to Natalia. She eats a strawberry.]
Natalia: Umm. Strawberry is my favorite.[Mikey and Kyle walk in]
Mikey: You can’t be behind here.
Kyle: You cannot be behind the counter.[Mikey and Kyle pushes Natalia away] [Cut to Mark]
Mark: No! Natalia left![Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Same over here. But I don’t mind her replacement.[Cut to Manager behind the lemonade stand]
Manager: Let’s drink some lemonade, dude!