Pete… Mikey Day
Zeke… Alex Moffat
Tristan… Ryan Gosling
[Starts with HGTV video bumper]Female voice: You’re watching HGTV, coz your house sucks.
[Cut to The Fliplets promo]Female voice: If you love the ‘Property Brothers’, just wait until you meet Pete, Zeke and Tristan. It’s the Fliplets.
[Cut to Pete]Pete: I’m Pete. I have been a licensed realtor since I was 18. And if I can’t find a house you love, it just ain’t out there.
[Cut to Zeke]Zeke: Ha-ha-ha. My name is Zeke and I have been flipping houses for the past 12 years. I’m the guy who will turn whatever nightmare he finds you into the home of your dream.
[Cut to Tristan]Tristan: I’m Tristen. And when our parents divorced, I was the only one that went to live with our dad.
[Cut to all]Pete: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Alright, they don’t want to hear about that.
Tristan: Well, when are you gonna talk about it? I mean we’ve never talked about what happened.
Female voice: The Fliplets, just three brothers renovating houses and busting your gut.
[Cut to Pete and Zeke]Pete: this guy does all the manual labor, which according to my calculations make me the smart one.
Zeke: Oh, please, poindexter here. You couldn’t drive a nail if it had a steering wheel on it.
[Cut to Tristan]Tristan: I don’t think they ever really fully grieved the death of our family.
[Cut to all]Pete: Ha-ha. Not really the platform, bud.
Tristan: Yes. So, rather than face their demons that they have, they go city to city trying to build the home they never had.
Female voice: The Fliplets, all new this fall.
[Cut to Pete]Pete: We are all about the three Rs. [Cut to all] Refurbish,–
Zeke: Remodel,–
Pete: And…
Tristan: Religion is a drug.
Zeke: Nope. Nope. It’s renovate.
Female voice: The fliplets. Every Tuesday at 8.
[Cut to Pete and Zeke]Zeke: I’ve been working with my hands my entire life. It’s my passion. Heck, when I was 12, I built a tree house with central AC.
Pete: Yeah. and even though I got a couple offers on it, I couldn’t sell the old gal. There were just too many memories.
[Tristan walks in]Tristan: When I was 12, I watched a man get hit by a bus. And I had plenty of time to intervene but I was frozen, not by fear… but by a dreadful excitement.
Zeke: Ha-ha.
Tristan: And I just watched him. Like it was all a little show that god was putting on just for me. A Marionette, dangling before the lapping flames of his master’s furnace. And in that moment, I died a little unto myself but I was reborn as the lizard I was destined to become.
Pete: Ha-ha. He has never mentioned this before.
Zeke: Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Tristan: Some might say that was the day the light inside me dimmed. But I would say that’s the moment the darkness inside me began to shine.
Zeke: What? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Female voice: The Fliplets, this was the usable footage.
