The House with Chris Pine

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Ryan… Beck Bennett

Adam… Chris Pine

Alex… Kyle Mooney

Robber… Pete Davidson

[Starts with Ryan and Adam playing video game in the living room]

Ryan: Well, that’s game over for me. You wanna maybe watch TV later?

Adam: Sounds good.

Ryan: Okay. See you later.

Adam: Okay.

[Ryan walks out and Alex walks in]

Alex: Hey, Adam, playing a video game?

Adam: Yeah. I love it.

Alex: Well, don’t forget. Tonight I’m making margaritas.

Adam: Oh, that’s perfect. Ryan and I are going to watch TV later.

[Cut to Alex narrating]

Alex narrating: Wait, what? Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this? I’ve got to figure out what’s going on.

[Cut to Adam and Alex in the living room]

Alex: Hey, Adam. I think we need to talk.

Adam: Okay.

[Cut to Adam narrating]

Adam narrating: I have absolutely no idea what Alex wants to talk about. He gotta remember, I’m just playing my video game.

[Cut to Adam and Alex in the living room. Adam stops playing video game]

Adam: So, what’s up?

Alex: it’s just, I was going to make margaritas for just you and then I heard about the whole TV thing with with Ryan? I guess I”m confused.

Adam: I sort of forgot about margarita night.

[Cut to Alex narrating]

Alex narrating: Excuse me? Adam was one of the only guys in the house I can trust and he forgets about margarita night? Now, I’ve really gotta figure what’s going on.

[Cut to Adam and Alex in the living room]

Alex: So, you just forgot?

Adam: I’m sorry. Are we still cool?

Alex: I guess. [intense music] We are! [Adam and Alex happily stand] I’m really proud of you for telling me the truth.

Adam narrating: Alex and I are cool again. He’s quickly becoming one of my favorite guys in the house.

[Adam and Alex sit on the couch and starts watching TV] [Ryan walks in with drinks too]

Ryan: Hey, hey. I’m ready for TV time with my main man, Adam. I made Pina Coladas. [Ryan sees Adam and Alex sitting together] Wait, Alex? [Alex stands and stares at Ryan]

Adam narrating: Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you, drama.

Adam: Ryan, can we talk?

[Cut to Ryan narrating]

Ryan: Is anyone ever going to explain to me what the hell is going on here?

[Cut to Ryan, Adam and Alex in the living room]

Adam: We wanna explain what’s going on here.

Ryan narrating: Okay. Finally, some answers. I’m listening, people.

Adam: What happened earlier that I think you should know about.

[cut to flashbacks]

Alex: Tonight I’m making margaritas.

Adam: I forgot about margaritas.

[Cut to Ryan, Adam and Alex in the living room]

Ryan: Wait! You were going to make margaritas?

Alex: Yup. And now that I’ve seen that you’ve made Pina Coladas, we need to have a chit-chat.

[Cut to Ryan narrating]

Ryan narrating: Yep, this is my life.

[Cut to Adam narrating]

Adam narrating: Okay, no comment.

[Cut to random guy]

Guy: I’m staying out of this.

[Cut to Ryan, Adam and Alex in the living room]

Adam: I think you guys need some privacy.

Alex: The reason I wanted to talk to you is I want to cancel margarita night and I want to know if you will make me a Pina Colada.

Ryan narrating: Really?

Ryan: The answer to your question is… [intense music] no. Because it’s already made! There’s extra left in the blender. [happy music playing] Now, I’m gonna go pour some for you now.

[Cut to The House video bumper]

Female voice: When we return to The House, Seattle, season six… thousand.

[Cut to Ryan, Adam and Alex in the living room] [a robber breaks in]

Robber: Everybody, give me the f* money right now!

Alex narrating: Say what?

Adam narrating: First the margaritas, and now this? Guess that’s why they call it ‘The House.’

Robber narrating: Welcome to my awkward life.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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