Kenan Thompson
Beck Bennett
Jen… Sasheer Zamata
Kate McKinnon
Cecily Strong
Brad… Chris Pine
[Starts with three couples playing a game in house]
Kenan: Okay, guys. Game night continues. You ready? Guess this theme. [singing] Thank you for being a friend.
Beck: Oh! Oh! It’s ‘Friends’.
Jen: Friends? No, it’s ‘Golden Girls.’
Kate: Honey, you know that.
Beck: I was close.
Kate: You weren’t close. Who’s up next?
Cecily: You know what? We haven’t gone yet.
Brad: Yeah. I think. Is it our turn?
Kenan: Yeah, guys. Go for it. Just pick a card and sing that thing.
Cecily: Okay. Alright. [picks a card]You know what? This one needs two people. Brad, do this one with me, honey.
Brad: You know what? I’m gonna grab a synthesizer.
Cecily: Oh! Should we?
Kate: No, you don’t have to do that. You can just sing it normal.
Cecily: Well, yeah. But we brought it.
Brad: It’s right behind the couch. It’s not a big issue.
Jen: It is.
Brad: Yeah.
[Jen passes the synthesizer to Brad.]
Cecily: Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let me just–
Brad: So, what are you–
Cecily: Alright, you wanna do the– you do that–
Brad: I’ll do that thing.
Cecily: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brad: Okay, so, five, six, seven…
[Brad starts playing synthesizer.]
Cecily: That’s right, Jie. Run to your work. Avoid your feelings. Just leave me behind without saying goodbye.
Brad: I didn’t think you cared to hear me.
Cecily: Didn’t think I care to hear it? Or didn’t have the nerve so say it to my face?
[Others are watching them with interest]
Brad: [singing] You know exactly what you mean to me
Cecily: I don’t, Joe. [Cecily and Brad stand] [ ] You keep everything up inside
Brad: That’s how my mind works flow
I said that when we met
Cecily: You guys, you know what it is yet?
Brad: Yeah. Nobody is guessing.
Cecily: Come on, it’s obvious.
[Others are now confused]
Kenan: This is a theme song from a show?
Beck: Is it Friends?
Brad: You’ll get it. Let’s keep going.
Cecily: Okay, okay.
[Brad starts playing synthesizer.]
[Cecily and Brad start walking around]
Cecily: Dammit, Joe! Look at what’s happened to us. [singing] I’m leaving coz it will never change
Brad: Your expectations are too big
Cecily: I respect myself to much
to love someone who never loved me back
Brad: You know that’s not true
Kate: We don’t know this.
[Cecily and Brad walk to the window and stare outside singing.]
Cecily: [singing] You cannot handle us, Joe
You can only handle you
Brad: Then I guess there’s nothing left
Cecily and Brad: Think it’s goodbye.
Brad: I warned you this would happen! [Brad punches and breaks the window in front of him]
Kate: My god! Is that what we just saw? He just broke our window!
Beck: His hand is cut really bad.
Cecily: Here, here, Jen. Take over the Synth, okay? Just follow along.
Brad: We’ll take it from here.
[music playing]
Cecily: [singing] Give me your hand
Brad: Don’t touch me
Cecily: You’re bleeding
Brad: Don’t touch me
Cecily: Give me your hand, Joe
so I can wrap your wound
[Cecily tears the curtain of the window and wraps it on Brad’s wound.]
Kenan: Ay! Did she just rip our nice curtains?
Cecily: Does it hurt?
Brad: [singing] The pain was nothing compared to losing you
Cecily and Brad: I’m sorry if I hurt you
I only meant to love you
Beck: I have no idea what this is. Just grab their card.
[Kate pulls their card and looks at it]
Kate: It says Frasier.
Beck: You guys, it says Frasier!
Cecily: Yes!
Brad: That’s it!
Cecily: Well done.
Brad: You got it. Well done.
Kenan: Well, now hang on. Isn’t Frasier more like, [singing] “say, say, baby, I hear the blues are calling
toss salad and scrambled eggs”
Cecily: No, no. Frasier is…
Cecily and Brad: [singing] I never meant to hurt you
I only meant to love you
Kate: That’s not Frasier.
Cecily: Yea. Yea, it is. It’s the broadway musical about Joe Frazier, the boxer.
Brad: The boxer. And his wife Florence Smith.
Jen: What?
Cecily: Yeah! Guys, it was written by Bradsky brother and his partner just right before they broke up. Hey, so we go again, right? Coz we got it?
Brad: Well, let’s see.
Cecily: Alright, here. You do it. [Cecily pulls a card and gives it to Brad]
Brad: Um, oh! ‘Caroline in the City’.
Kenan: Well, you just said it.
[Cecily pulls the synthesizer]
Cecily: Well, well, that’s alright. We can still do it, right? [Cecily starts playing synthesizer]
Cecily and Brad: [singing] Caroline mama’s drinking again
Kenan: I know what it is.
Jen: Oh, yeah.
