Colin Jost
Michael Che
Leslie Jones
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of subway station of New York at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: A new report ranks the New York city subway system as the best in the country. This was according to [Picture changes to a magazine] ‘Masturbating Hobo Monthly’.
[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a calendar marking November of twentyseventeen at right top corner.]
Michael Che: Very immature. November is national impotency month but I just can’t get excited.
