Weekend Update $18 Coffee


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of a take away coffee at right top corner.]

Michael Che: A new coffee shop has opened in Brooklyn that will see an $18 cup of coffee, which only makes sense to me if it was served with a side of damn $15.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of world map at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: An American woman set a new record by visiting every country in the world in 19 months. And after all that travel, she found the one thing that had been inside her all along. [Picture changes to a mosquito] Zika.

[Picture changes to Super Bowl logo]

A Massachusetts couple whose son was born during the Super Bowl has name him Brady. While an Atlanta couple whose son was born during the Super Bowl named him, “Son of a bitch.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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