Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of a gorrila and a Cheeto at right top corner.]Michael Che: A Cheeto that looks like the Gorilla Harambe was sold on eBay for nearly $100,000. The buyer is actually a little like Harambe and that he also deserves to be shot.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a beach at left top corner.]Colin Jost: Officials in England say over $60 million of cocaine washed up on a beach. For reference, here’s what $60 million worth of washed up cocaine looks like.
[Picture changes to a cocaine addict]