Aunt Pinky… Claire Foy
Danny… Beck Bennett
Kenny… Kyle Mooney
Aunt Pinky: Wow. [Cut to Aunt Pinky] Somebody likes his corn.[Cut to Kenny coming in from the back door on his Downhill Derby car]
Kenny: Hey, hey, hey.
Daniel: [Cut to Daniel] What’s that?
Kenny: [Cut to everybody in the room] It’s my car for the Downhill Derby tomorrow.
Daniel: [Cut to Daniel] Where did you get it?
Kenny: [Cut to Kenny] I built it with my dad.
Daniel: [Cut to Daniel] Aunt Pinky, can you help me build a car for the [Cut to Kenny shaking his head] Downhill Derby?
Aunt Pinky: Of course. [Daniel and aunt Pinky hug] Bye. [Aunt Pinky leaves the room]
Daniel: Bye. [Aunt Pinky leaves the room]
Kenny: [Cut to Daniel and Kenny] Excuse me. You’re going to let a girl help you?
Daniel: And what’s wrong with that?
Kenny: Everyone knows girls don’t have car brands. They have [Cut to Kenny] doll brands. [Kenny laughs out loud. He picks up a flower vase from the table and hits Daniel on his head with it] [Daniel is upset] [Cut to the backyard of the house. Aunt Pinky is building the car]
Daniel: Hmm, are you sure that goes there?
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky] Pretty sure. It is the steering wheel after all.
Kenny: [Cut to Kenny walking in] What do you call that piece of junk?
Aunt Pinky: We call it first place winner. [Daniel acts proud]
Kenny: Well it looks like a fucking piece of junk.
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky. She stands up] Oh yeah? Hey, Daniel, hop in. Let’s show him what we’ve got. [Cut to everybody.
Daniel: You got it. [Daniel gets in the car]
Aunt Pinky: Ready, set, go. [As soon as aunt Pinky pushes the car, the front wheel of the car breaks] [ Kenny laughs out loud]
Kenny: [Cut to Kenny] What you got is no chance. Bye girls. [Kenny picks up the flower pot on the floor and hits Daniels head with his helmet on with it] [Daniel is upset] [Cut to aunt Pinky and Daniel. Aunt Pinky is checking the car]
Aunt Pinky: Hmm, I think I found the problem. [Cut to aunt Pinky] I can fix this in no time.
Daniel: [Cut to Daniel] No, don’t fix anything. Let’s just forget about the race.
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky] Are you upset about the wheel?
Daniel: I’m not upset. [Cut to aunt Pinky and Daniel] I just changed my mind. I’m the kid. It happens. [Daniel picks up a doll and gives it to his aunt] Here, play with this. [Daniel storms inside the house with anger. Aunt is hurt.] [Cut to aunt Pinky working on the car. Daniel opens the door and steps out]
Daniel: Aunt Pinky, you’re still working on the car?
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky] Yeah, it’s my passion. [Aunt Pinky stands up] So, why did you quit?
Daniel: Because Kenny said Girls can’t build cars.
Aunt Pinky: That’s wrong. Girls can do anything boys can do.
Daniel: [Cut to Daniel] Oh, I didn’t know that. Hey aunt Pinky, can I unquit?
Aunt Pinky: Sure. Grab a paintbrush. [Cut to aunt Pinky] We have a race to win.
Race Announcer: Welcome to the annual Downhill Derby.[Cut to Kenny on his car acting over-confident]
Kenny: Well, if it isn’t my next victim. Your car looks like garbage.
Daniel: Fuck you [Cut to Daniel] you fucking piece of shit.
Kenny: [Cut to Kenny] I wish my dad was here.
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky, with race flags on her both hands] Ready, set, [Kenny and Daniel get ready to race] go.
Race Announcer: And they’re off. [A black man and an Asian woman are cheering for the race] [As Kenny and Daniel race, Kenny’s car gets on fire.]
Aunt Pinky: Go, go, go. [Cheering for Daniel] [Kenny is running. He’s on fire.]
Kenny: I’m on fire.
Race Announcer: And Daniel wins.[Daniel crosses the finish line]
Aunt Pinky: [Cut to aunt Pinky cheering] You did it.[Kenny is still on fire and running here and there] [Daniel stands on his car proudly]
Daniel: Wow, I did it. I did it. [Aunt Pinky comes to Daniel][Cut to Aunt Pinky and Daniel]Boys rule.
Aunt Pinky: Wait, no that’s—[Cut to the outro of the show]