Cut for Time Glitter Litter Automatic Litter | Season 44 Episode 9

Matt Damon

Chris Redd

Aidy Bryant

Heidi Gardner

[Starts with a cat sleeping beside Glitter Litter automatic litter factory][Matt is calling his cat. The cat is ignoring him]

Matt Damon: Hey biscuit. Come here. Come here biscuit. Come here. [Matt turns around] Cats suck. Anyone who has lived with one knows what I’m talking about. [Cut to cat acting lazy] So maybe it’s time you got a little more out of our relationship [Cut to Matt] with your few line counter part. And maybe even make a few bucks while you’re at it. [Matt stands][Matt is introducing Glitter Litter automatic litter factory] With Glitter Litter automatic litter factory, it’s possible.

[Cut to animated video clip of how Glitter Litter automatic litter factory works]

The Glitter Litter automatic litter factory spray coats the cat’s business with glitter, then adds a coat of polyurethane. Next, chains attached and Woah-lah! [Cut to Matt wearing the gold necklace] A super dope necklace to wear over my jerseys. Fire.

[Cut to Matt playing snooker at the bar. A stranger approaches to him.]

Stranger: Oh, man! This chain is dope. How much you’re going for like? $200?

 Matt Damon: Sure.

Stranger: Be right back. I got to find ATM quick.

[Cut to cat getting inside Glitter Litter automatic litter factory]

 Matt Damon: Glitter Litter automatic litter factory can make [Cut to video clips of example jewelry made by Glitter Litter automatic litter factory] charm bracelets, chokers, earrings, barrettes, just about any kind of jewelry you can think of.

[Cut to video clip of how to use Glitter Litter automatic litter factory ]

Just select the style and type of jewelry you want and [Cut to cat getting out of Glitter Litter automatic litter factory] the next time Fluffy dumps a brownie, [Cut to Matt] you’ll own a remarkable piece of jewelry. Like this sick ring I’m wearing. Create timeless pieces that look good on anyone.

[Cut to Aidy and Heidi dining in a restaurant]

Aidy Bryant: Heidi, where did you get that barrette? It’s stunning.

[Cut to Heidi]

Heidi Gardner: Oh, this? A friend of mine dropped it off this morning.

[Cut to Aidy]

Aidy Bryant: Can I buy it with a personal check?

[Cut to Heidi]

Heidi Gardner: Sure. [Smiling] [Cut to Matt]

 Matt Damon: Cats are morons. Isn’t it time you got a little payback in a relationship? Sounds like my cat and Glitter Litter automatic litter factory are done making my new grill.

[Cut to grill coming out of Glitter Litter automatic litter factory][Matt takes the grill and wears it on his teeth] [Cut to Glitter Litter automatic litter factory and cat wearing Christmas hat]

Narrator: This Christmas, put your cat to work with Glitter Litter automatic litter factory.

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