Karen Domineau…..Aidy Bryant
Marion Cotillard…..Cecily Strong
Allison Janney…..Heidi Gardner
Sandra Oh…..Awkwafina
Debette Goldry…..Kate Mckinnon
[56th New York Film Festival’s intro plays. Cut to the show where the host and four actresses are sitting]
Karen Domineau: Welcome to the 2018 New York Film Festival Actress round table. [Cut to Karen Domineau] Tonight’s topic “Me too, year two, how we doing Hollywood?” Joining me are some of today’s brightest stars. First, Marion Cotillard.
Marion Cotillard: [Cut to Marion Cotillard] Yes, je m’appelle, hello.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] She’s an Oscar winner. And also I guess on the show ‘Mom,’ Miss Allison Janny.
Allison Janny: [Cut to Allison Janny] Yeah, well that’s me pumpkin.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] Next, the start of Grey’s Anatomy and Killing Eve, Sandra Oh.
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh] Hello, it’s an honor to play woman who give long speeches immediately after a shower.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] And finally a legend of such classis Hollywood films as Shimmy on the Train Tracks and The Jiggle Sisters, The incomparable Debette Goldry.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry ] Thank you. I’m- I’m so happy to be here is what I wanted to say on my tombstone. Would someone write that down?
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry] Miss Goldry, I have to say I’m such a fan. I have all your movies.
Debette Goldry: Oh, and I have no idea who either of us is.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to host and the actresses] All right. Well, this week marks the one year anniversary of [Cut to Karen Domineau] the Harvey Weinstein story. Despite the strides, Hollywood has made, what still needs to change?
Marion Cotillard: [Cut to Marion Cotillard] You know, some of these men producers are terrified to meet alone with a woman. They need to stop shouting us out.
Allison Janny: [Cut to Allison Janny] They need to give bad men second chances.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] They need to stop using our fingerprints when they commit party murders.
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry] I’m sorry, what?
Debette Goldry: It’s a huge problem in Hollywood that, you know. [Cut to Debette Goldry] These men, they’ll have a party at a house in Palm Springs. Some girl takes a nap in the pool. And they’re all, “Please baby, just touch the knife. I’ll buy you a sweater. Be a pal.” You girls know what I’m talking about.
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry] No, I’ve never experienced anything like that.
Debette Goldry: Okay, see? Progress.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] So, how do you all think that the movement has spread to the culture at large?
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh] You see it with politics now. More women are coming forward.
Allison Janny: [Cut to Allison Janny] Let me tell you, these politicians can defend their supreme court justice all they want, but usually when they’re smoke there’s fire.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] And when there’s fire, there’s Rita Hayworth taking a cigarette nap. That sleepy bitch.
Marion Cotillard: [Cut to Marion Cotillard] You- you can see it in those hearings. You know, there’s a double standard. If a woman acted the way he did, she’d be labeled hysterical.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Now, I was labeled hysterical once. I asked them to clean [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry] my costume in between shoot days. And they sent me to a spa to relax and get a lobotomy. And now I cannot think or smell.
Sandra Oh: Oh my god, are you okay?
Debette Goldry: I think so.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] How has the movement affected the types of roles you’re being offered?
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh] It’s exciting that this has sort of compounded the existing conversation of representation. There’s so many roles for Asian women today where before there were almost none.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Now What? That’s not true. There were plenty of fabulous parts for Asian gals in the 1940, and I played all of them.
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry] And that’s offensive.
Debette Goldry: No it’s not Sinder Hoe, I was a brunette. What’s the damn problem?
Sandra Oh: I’m going to ignore all of that because I really like her. I think this moment is an opportunity women are coming forward with stories from a long time ago, and they need to be heard.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Yeah. I actually would like to come forward about something that happened to me a long time ago. I was babysitting for a very powerful family. Have you heard of the Lindberghs?
Allison Janny: [Cut to Allison Janny] Yeah. Wait, did you lost the Lindbergh baby?
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Well, Ish! I left him on a porch with a sign that said: “Famous baby, please don’t steal.” What could I do? I had an audition. Silver lining, I booked it. I was the queen of Siel.
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] How Okay. I’m just going to reset because my boss is here. Do you think there’s a place for men in this movement?
Allison Janny: [Cut to Allison Janny] Absolutely, we need male allies.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Right. Male allies. That means gay husband, right? I had a lot of male allies.
Sandra Oh: [Cut to Sandra Oh] I just want to say that there are plenty of good men who collaborate with women and respect their ideas.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Yes, that’s right. I had that kind of relationship with Orson Wells when he made CDs and came. I was the one that gave him the idea for a rosebud. But I wasn’t talking about a darn sled. I was talking about my wet hole. [Cut to Sandra Oh and Debette Goldry]
Karen Domineau: [Cut to Karen Domineau] Okay. I’m afraid that we’re out of time.
Debette Goldry: [Cut to Debette Goldry] Oh good. Just in time for my cigarette nap. Can we dim the lights, please?
[Closing screen to 56th New York Film Festival playing]
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