Angela… Cecily Strong[Music video starts with clips of rappers flexing their money, cars and lifestyle.]
Donald Glover: Friendo!
Yeah, you already know
Kenan: Skrt skrt!
Donald Glover: Ayy, lambo
Out the bando
Kenan: Ayy, ayy, ayy ayy!
Donald Glover: [rapping] Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up (yeah) [Kenan doing all the backup voices] We in the club and we turn it up (turn up)
Pinky worth Chris Redd50 thou’ (wow)
Double that up in my mouth (teeth)
Chris Redd: Shorty she bad, like all my swag
Boy, she got all of that ass (booty)
Getting that cash, haters be mad
Friendos, we stay with that bag (cookie)
Donald Glover: Woke up in the morning with some bitches and I’m smiling
Chris Redd: But we gotta put in work if we wanna stay shining
Donald Glover and Chris Redd: We go to therapy (therapy), therapy (therapy)
We spent a milli on therapy (woo)
Angela (Angela), Angela (Angela)
Twice a week we go to Angela (ayy)
Angela: Go on
Chris Redd: Ahem, it’s just like every time I bring up emotional conflict, he always want to—
Angela: You know what, let’s use “I feel” statements.
Chris Redd: Oh, my bad. I feel like every time I bring up emotional conflict, he want to talk about the Lambo.
Kenan Thompson: [giving back up voice] Lambo!
Donald Glover: But it got the suicide doors though.
Chris Redd: Enough with the Lambo man!
Kenan Thompson: Lambo!
Chris Redd: Just talk to me dawg.
Kenan Thompson: Ayy![Cut to music video]
Chris Redd: She wanna hear ’bout our Mommas (Momma)
All of our fears and our traumas (bad)
Donald Glover: Homies be asking me stuff (what?)
I don’t be opening up (I’m fine)
Chris Redd: Sometimes I cry, I don’t know why
I just be wanting to fight (aggression)
Donald Glover: Lambo on dub, doors going up, you know I don’t give a fu-
Angela: See, you’re deflecting. Do you see that? I think you do care
Donald Glover: Naw
Chris Redd: Dawg, whose idea was it to buy the Lambo in the first place?
Kenan Thompson: Lambo!
Donald Glover: Mine!Chris Redd: No! No, I showed you Chris Redd months ago on
Instagram. I said “I want the ice cream-colored Lambo, with the suicide doors.” Guess who pulled up to the strip club, very next week, looking like a dessert on a wheels?
Kenan Thompson: Pull up
Angela: Sounds like that ice cream Lambo was important to you.
Chris Redd: Mmhmm…
Angela: And when he bought it first, you felt…?
Chris Redd: Invisible.
Kenan Thompson: Visible!
Angela: You needed him to hear you, but instead of being present, he was gone.
Kenan Thompson: Skrt skrt!
Donald Glover: Look, I see that I hurt you. I’m sorry dawg. I think I was acting out ’cause I just missed our friendship. You know, before the money, before the Lambo.
Kenan Thompson: Lambo!
Chris Redd: Ayy man, I miss that too, you know what I mean? Like, you think we can work on that?
Donald Glover: We sure can.
Angela: Wow, you see what that was?
Kenan Thompson: Ayy.
Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson: Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy![Cut to music video]
All: Breakthrough (breakthrough), breakthrough (breakthrough)
Donald Glover: Stunt on these hoes with my breakthrough (stunt on ’em)
Chris Redd: We got some issues, hand me some tissues–[Cut Dr. Angela listening to Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson in a therapy session]
Angela: We haven’t heard much from you today
Kenan Thompson: Huh?
Angela: You haven’t spoken up at all.
Kenan Thompson: Y-yeah I have, I-I’ve been repeating—
Angela: Repeating what these two say, I know, but what do you think?
Kenan Thompson: I-I don’t know, nobody care what I think, I just do the ad-libs.
Chris Redd: Ayy, that’s not true man, c’mon now.
Angela: Let’s, let’s let him speak.
Chris Redd: First of all, don’t interrupt me bitch, I’m talking to my brother.
Angela: Yeah, but instead of talking, bitch, how ’bout you listen?
Chris Redd: Oh damn.
Kenan Thompson: I guess I just assume that you guys, like, pity me? Like y’all really don’t want me around?
Donald Glover: No, man! You funny!
Chris Redd: Yeah.
Donald Glover: Yeah.
Kenan Thompson: Really?
Chris Redd: Yeah man!
Kenan Thompson: Thank you, ’cause you know I actually be thinking about my jokes and stuff.
Donald Glover: Man, don’t start crying man. You start crying and I’ma start crying.
Kenan Thompson: Why don’t y’all let it out, you know what I’m saying? Woo.
All: Woo, woo, woo, woo![Cut to music video]
All: Group hug (group hug), group hug (group hug)
Me and my homies a group hug (growth)
In therapy (therapy), therapy (therapy)
We make it rain on our therapist
Chris Redd: Damn, Angela sexy![Cut Dr. Angela listening to Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson in a therapy session]
Angela: Well, that’s all the time we have.
Donald Glover: Alright, well.
Kenan Thompson: Cool, okay man.
Chris Redd: I guess we just gon’ leave then. Thank you Angela.
Donald Glover: Alright, cool.
Kenan Thompson: Alright, bye.
Chris Redd: Ayy.[Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson walk out of Dr. Angela’s office. A$AP Rocky is sitting in waiting lounge]
Donald Glover: Ayy, what’s up A$AP?
A$AP Rocky: Friendos! Yo, what’s happening bro? Yo, I peeped the ice cream Lambo parked out front. It’s hot!
Donald Glover: Thanks, that was his idea. [pointing at Chris Redd]
Chris Redd: Damn…