Dance Crew (Mikey Day, Ego Nwodim, Chris Redd, Kate McKinnon)
Rival group (Awkwafina, Leslie Jones, Kenan Thompson)
[Starting at the street at night]
Ego Nwodim: Yo, where the hell are they?
Mikey Day: Looks like Tiny Bigs and her crew are just a bunch of no shows.
Chris Redd: Yeah man, let’s dip. Yeah.
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny on nerdy outfit coming to challenge them with her two friends]Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. You guys already scurred?
Leslie: They better be. We the Tiny Big crews after all.
Fontein Jackson: And we came to slay.
Tiny: Yeah, they’re going to die tonight.
Chris Redd: Yo, why don’t you say that to my face?
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] I just did dumb ass, your face was there.
Mikey Day: [Cut to Mikey Day and Chris Redd] Yo, Baby Teeth, tell him the rules.
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] What kind of name is baby teeth, dude?
Baby Teeth: [Cut to Baby Teeth and Ego Nwodim] I got one baby tooth and it ain’t going nowhere.
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] Respect, respect.
Baby Teeth: [Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd] You know the rules, typical dance battle. We dance, you dance. We win, you go home crying.
Fontein Jackson: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie, Fontein Jackson flipping his knife] You sure about that?
Tiny: Hey, hey, hey, put that away, Fontein Jackson. We don’t need knives. We’ll slice them up with our dance moves.
Mikey Day: [Cut to Mikey Day and Chris Redd] You wish. Let’s get it.
[Chris Redd starts music on a boombox player and starts the dance battle, ends the dance with a Fortnite move and a dab]
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] Okay, so at that level. All right. Prepare to be served.
Leslie: Yeah, get ready for this three-course meal.
Fontein Jackson: Yeah, complete with Amuse-bouche!
Tiny: Let’s get that ahead.
[Fontein Jackson starts their boombox music player playing old music and dance funnily, ending with a dab]
Chris Redd: Did ya’ll just bust moves to ‘the price is right’ thing?
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] Yeah, hell yeah we did.
Fontein Jackson: Yeah, because we winners.
Leslie: Like on the game show.
Tiny: Jealous?
Baby Teeth: [Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd] I mean it made sense to me, but I’m stupid.
Mikey Day: Trying to confuse us, throw us off our game.
Ego Nwodim: Yeah, Tiny Bigs is notorious for that.
Mikey Day: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We jut got to bring it. Yo, come on. Some freestyle.
[Chris Redd plays the music and carries on the dance battle]
[Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie]
Fontein Jackson: You see that Tiny?
Tiny: I did Fontein Jackson. That was what you call some weak sauce.
Fontein Jackson: Yeah, like a watery ass marinara.
Leslie: Or even alfredo.
Tiny: Let’s show them how to thicken it up. Choke on this!
[Fontein Jackson starts their boombox music player playing old music and dance funnily]
[Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd]
Ego Nwodim: Was that a wrong answer side effect at the end?
Chris Redd: It sure was, and it only punctuated how next level they are.
Baby Teeth: Guys they’re raising the bar. We got to be twice as good.
Tiny: [Cut to Tiny, Fontein Jackson and Leslie] Good luck with that because we brought a secret weapon.
Fontein Jackson: Yeah. Little Bang Bang! Get down here.
[Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd, confused]
Chris Redd: Wait, Little Bang Bang?
Baby Teeth: He was a backup dancer on the 2014 Mariah Carey tour.
Little Bang Bang: Yeah! [Cut to Travis Scott as Little Bang Bang joins the team] All right. It’s time to end this. But first, I want to be clear with you all. You all corny.
[Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd, confused]
Chris Redd: Corny?
Ego Nwodim: What?
Mikey Day: Band Bang Yo!
Baby Teeth: You don’t stand a chance.
[Cut to Tiny, Little Bang Bang, Fontein Jackson, and Leslie]
Little Bang Bang: Hit it.
[Fontein Jackson plays baby music that Little Bang Bang dances to]
Leslie: How are you all going to respond to that?
[Cut to Baby Teeth, Ego Nwodim, Mikey Day and Chris Redd, confused]
Mikey Day: Yo, how can we?
Tiny: Looks like we won. Boom! Boom!
Chris Redd: Yeah, yeah. That’s undeniable.
Fontein Jackson: You know what? Why don’t we all just kick it together?
