Denice… Melissa Villaseñor
Lauren… Cecily Strong
Elsa… Heidi Gardner
Rapunzel… Kate McKinnon
- Kelly… Chadwick Boseman
Beck Bennett[Starts with Aidy seeing off a girl in Disney Land.]
Aidy: Wasn’t that cool? You got Ariel. Well, thanks for stopping by the Magic Mirror. And dream big, little princess. [Aidy approaches other three visitors] Hi, there. Looks like we’ve got some grownup seekers today.
Lauren: Yeah. I know it’s weird but we’re out having fun.
Denice: Yeah. Can’t big girls like Disney princesses too?
Aidy: Of course they can. So, come on over ladies. Let me share with you a secret. Inside every strong beautiful princess, there is a lady. So, to see just who you are, just look in the mirror. So, give it a try.
Denice: Are you sure?
Denice: Okay.[Denice walks to the mirror. There’s Elsa waving her hand from Frozen in the mirror.]
Oh, wow, guys. Look, I got Elsa.
Lauren: Oh, my god. That makes sense. You are total Elsa. You’re so independent. You’re a total ice queen. Let me try.[Lauren walks to the mirror. There’s Rapunzel in the mirror.]
Oh, look, you guys. I’m Rapunzel.
Leslie: I gotta say, that seems right. You’re adventurous, a little crazy and way too into your hair.
Lauren: Stop. You go.
Leslie: Okay.[Leslie walks to the mirror. A black man wearing jeans, sleeveless shirt, sunglasses and a bandana appears in the mirror. He is dancing slowly.]
Denice: Oh, wow. Who is that?
Leslie: Damn! I think that’s R. Kelly.
Lauren: Serious? Yeah, I think you’re right. That is R. Kelly. What’s he doing in there?[R. Kelly is shhing.]
Leslie: Look at him. He’s shhing us. What are you up to, R. Kelly? Why is R. Kelly in there? The last place he needs to be is Disney Land.
Aidy: I don’t think that’s him. I’m pretty sure that’s a character from Mulan.
Leslie: Oh! Which character?
Aidy: I think that’s Shy Greg.
Leslie: Okay, I don’t know who that is. I haven’t seen Mulan in a while but–[R. Kelly pulls out a bag and starts stuffing it with popcorn.]
Denice: Geez. What’s he doing now?
Lauren: Oh, look at him. Creepy. I mean, wow, he loves stuffing that bag doesn’t he?
Leslie: It is kind of disturbing. Look at him.
- Kelly: [singing] I got the popcorn in the bag
popcorn in the bag, baby
Leslie: What is going on?
- Kelly: [singing] I’m in the–
Leslie: In what? I told you. He’s shady! Excuse me. I thought I was supposed to see my personal princess
Aidy: Well, you are. And I honestly don’t know what happens. So, try this. Close your eyes, make a wish for what you want to see.
Leslie: Alright. I wish for a real Disney princess.[Elsa appears in the mirror. She is waving.]
Oh, my god. I got Elsa. Hi, Elsa.
Lauren: He’s back and he’s got a sandwich.
- Kelly: [singing] I’m in here
Leslie: Yo, what you in? No, I’m sorry. We gotta go. I’m out of here. Lauren, Denice, let’s just get out of here.[Denice, Lauren and Leslie walk out]
Aidy: Oh, sorry. Who’s next?[Beck walks in]
Beck: Oh! This thing is cool. [walks to the mirror] Who do I get?[R. Kelly appears on the mirror again]
Oh! It’s Shy Greg from Mulan. Awesome!