Kate McKinnon[Starts with video clips of women engaging in physical exercises and sports.] [music playing]
Female voice: With Nike, women push it to the limit everyday.[Melissa is practicing boxing on punching bag]
Melissa: Let’ just say, I roll with the punches.
Female voice: Because what you do is who you are.
Heidi: I’m a runner. I run.
Melissa: I’m a fighter. I fight.
Aidy: And I just sit the hell down and chill in these soft pants.
Female: Introducing the new Nike Pro-Chiller Leggings. Designed for endurance but used for what most women actually do in leggings. Setting up shop on their couch.
Kate: Coz let’s get real. Leggings can be pants, pajamas and a napkin.
Female: Nike Pro-Chiller Legging is advance enough to keep up with you wherever you go.
Heidi: The highest peak.
Melissa: The top of the podium.
Aidy: Couch. Bed. Other side of couch. Front door to receive delivery of one single bagel.
Female: With patented moisture wicking technology, 360 degrees of support and 190 degrees of hot lap.
Aidy: Coz I bring the heat. Leggings, blanket, laptop. Couch panini.
Kate: And I’m tired from my nap.
Heidi: I make my own rules.
Melissa: There are no rules.
Aidy: Except for Vanderpump rules. Hell, yeah.
Kate: Women can do anything they want. And I wanna do… Nothing!
Melissa: No fear.
Heidi: No limits.
Aidy: No bra, ever!
Kate: My Fitbit says I’m dead.
Female voice: The new Nike Pro-Chiller Legging.
Melissa: Because I can beat the odds.
Heidi: Because I can cross the finish line.
Aidy: Because I can’t just put my naked butt on the couch.