Bryan… Beck Bennett
Brad… Will Farrell
David… Kyle Mooney[Starts with Bryan and Brad playing cards in their house]
Bryan: I won. Thanks for teaching me how to play cards.
Brad: It’s one of my favorite games.[Bryan looks at his watch]
Bryan: Oh, wow! It’s almost time for movie night. I’m gonna get in something more comfortable since we’ll be lounging around.
Brad: Sweet.[Bryan and Brad hug and Bryan walks away.] [David slowly walks in]
David: Hey, Brad. Playing cards?
David: Well, we should get going soon if we’re gonna catch a movie at the theater for movie night.[Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: Say what? David thinks we’re gonna watch a movie at the theaters. Bryan and I though we’re gonna watch one at the house. This could be drama, people.[Cut to Brad in the hosue]
Brad: Dude, can we talk?
David: Um, sure.[Cut to David narrating]
David narrating: Talk? I need answers. Like, yesterday.[Cut to Brad and David]
Brad: It’s about movie night.
David: Alright. What about it?
Brad: It’s just that Bryan and I thought we’d watch a movie here.[David gets disappointed] [Cut to David narrating]
David narrating: Como se di’ se, what the hell?[Cut to Brad and David]
David: But I bought us these tickets. [showing three tickets] [Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: I did not see that coming.[Cut to Brad and David]
Brad: I’m sorry, David. I didn’t know.
David: I think I should leave.
Brad: Wait, David. I think going to the movies… [David turns around] is a great idea. Thanks for buying the tickets.[Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: Yes! Movie night is back on. David is one of my favorite guys in the house. I can’t wait to get to know him more.[Cut to Brad and David]
Brad: Do you know how to play cards?
Brad: Let me teach you.
Bryan: It’s movie time. [Bryan looks at Brad and David] Wait, David. Why are you wearing a jacket?[Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, folks. This could get bumpy.[Cut to the house]
Brad: Byna, I think we need to talk.[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Okay. Let’s back it up here. Is anyone gonna tell me what the hell is happening right now?[Cut to the house]
Brad: I wanna tell you what’s happening right now. Something happened earlier that you should know about.
Bryan: Wait. We’re going to the movies? But I’m wearing shorts.[David stands]
David: And that’s why, we need to talk.[Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: And we have lift off.[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Okay. Looks like the specials today are drama, drama, and more drama.[Cut to Tracy Morgan narrating]
Tracy Morgan: You gotta remember, I’m still taking my nap.
David: The reason I wanted to talk to you is I wanna know if you put on some pants and go to the movie theater with us.[Cut to Bryan narrating]
Bryan narrating: Yup, this is officially my life.[Cut to the house]
Bryan: The answer to your question is… [Bryan and David looking at each other] No. Because I’m fine being a little chilly in the theater.[happy song playing. They all hug it out.]
Female voice: Coming up on The House, Sonoma, season seven… ty five hundred… thousand.[Cut to Brad opening the door to go to the movies. There is a woman and a boy outside of the door.]
Woman: Are you Brad Clay?
Woman: This is your son.[Cut to Brad narrating]
Brad narrating: Survey says, drama![Cut to a dog narrating] [dog is barking. The subtitle says “Just what I needed, more drama…”.]
Boy: Hi.[Cut to Boy narrating]
Boy narrating: Holy fuc**.