Michael Che[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Barbara Streisand and three dogs at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Barbara Streisand revealed that two of her dogs are actually clones of the third one who recently passed away. Stars, they’re just like us.[Picture changes to marijuana leaf and Las Vegas map.]
Las Vegas airport has set up new receptacles that will allow visitors to dispose of their legal marijuana before boarding a plane. The receptacles look like this. [Picture changes to Woody Harrelson] [Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a calendar marking March month of 2018 at right top corner.]
Michael Che: March is women’s history month because March is the only month that tells you what to do. It’s March![Cut to Colin Jost]
Colin Jost: Yeah. March.