Weekend Update


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of students walking at right top corner.]

Michael Che: This Wednesday was national walkout day. Sorry, that’s a wrong picture. [Picture changes to Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump] Oh, there it is. Vanessa Trump– [Colin Jost laughing hard] You know what we do here, right? Vanessa Trump filed for divorce from her husband Donald Trump Jr. It’s a tough break but I’m sure he’ll take it on the no chin.

[Picture changes to Houston Astros team]

President Trump welcomed the World Series champions, Houston Astros to the White House which is weird because baseball is the one industry where immigrants actually are taking our jobs.

[Colin Jost laughing hard]

Houston Astros were even nice enough to give Trump a jersey with his approval rating on the back. [His jersey has number 17 on it] [Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Walmart logo at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Walmart has filed a patent for a robot bees that could be used to pollinate crops like real bees. Which leads me to ask, what is Walmart now? It’s a department store that became a grocery store and a fire arms dealer and now they’re just building an army of robot bees? I miss the good old days when Walmart was just a place where I saw my third grade teacher punch a greetor on Black Friday.

[Picture changes to strawberry skittles freeze and Taco Bell logo at left top corner.]

Taco Bell is selling a strawberry skittles freeze made with skittles candy. You know, Mexican food. Just like Mi Abuella used to make.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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