Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of IHop logo at right top corner.]
Michael Che: The manager of IHop in Maine has apologized after a waiter asked a group of black teenagers to pay upfront for their meal, which is weird because most people who eat at IHop pay for it about two hours later. [Picture changes to toilet]
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Snuggie clothes at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: The Federal Trade Commission has ordered the makers of the Snuggie to pay more than $7 million in refunds over deceptive buy one get one free ads. It’s a rare piece of good news for people who own multiple Snuggies.
[Picture changes to a license plate]
The winner of America’s best license plate is New Mexico’s “Chile Capital Of The World” plate. While the worst is New jersey’s “Da Fuh You Looking At?”
