Weekend Update on Unemployment for Black Americans

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Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of Donald Trump’s tweet at right top corner.]

Michael Che: President Trump tweeted that unemployment for Black Americans is the lowest ever recorded. Umm, I don’t know, man. I’m pretty sure that before the civil war, black unemployment was at like, zero.

[Picture changes to an urn]

Police in Washington– [laughing] Police in Washington state say that they’re trying to find the owner of an urn full of cremated remains that was donated to a goodwill location. “Um, what did that urn look like?” said an employee who just made coffee.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Chris Christie at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: This week mark Chris Christie’s final days as governor of New Jersey. And to honor him– And to honor Christie, pants were worn at full mask.

[Picture changes to a rare shark]

Scientists in Taiwan have caught a rare shark that can extend it’s jaws beyond it’s mouth to swallow large fish in one bite. Officials say the shark is cleaning up in Grindr.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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