Five Stars – Uber Driver – SNL

Stars. My rating is. Three point I guess I do make the drivers wait a lot.

Replied Merton’s stars. What does he say. I wonder would my rating is. Three point nine.

Why did he think KeithL.K. I got to get my rating up to at least four. I’m gonna need a five star five star right. You can do this.

Okay let’s try to form a connection. How can something original thoughtful something no one else would ask So how are you the jam. Nailed it. Good question. I’ve been driving about day six months. Now you ask him a question. Something pleasant the Monk competition.

Religion are you. I’m not really that religious.

I put on some music. Sure. What would he like.

Is this what he thinks I like. Yeah I love this style of music but I don’t know where I can put on something else. I think what would he like to hear. What about some Russian Trads music.

Any reasons for thinking this is the music he likes. I do like Russian trance. You can do these Petro’s 5star star write them use the means you augment your.

Grade although these off brand Russian Mantz. Just take them into moist hills.

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It’s really good man. Thanks man. He totally saw that guy freaking out. Think you need to get this five star rating. Farzat little shoulder massage is Lazic is nice. Oh my god.

Oh you should talk to him. Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

He’s all about pressure point. But.

Even doing this whole horse and pony show to impress each other it’s these ratings driving crazy like episodes of Black Mirror or something man you watch black mirror to see my favorite show.

Oh that’s absurd was you know hero.

Well this is me. Ryback Katchi brother. Goldwin Fairchild’s.

Cowboy.

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