• 2018

    Pumpkin Patch: Season 44 Episode 2

    The boss…..Mikey Day Todd…..Beck Bennett Nathan…..Kyle Mooney …..Awkwafina [A woman is buying pumpkin for Halloween in the pumpkin shop.] The boss: Super easy to carve. They should have a blast. All right, bye Sarah. Say hi to Josh. [Todd, Nathan, and Awkwafina are fooling around and having fun talking about something they like. The boss finds it hard to confront to them, but he decides that he should.] The boss: Hey, team? [Cut to three staffs at the left and the boss at the right talking to them] Can I talk to you for a sec? Todd: Yes sir. The boss: [Cut to the boss speaking] This morning, I found…

  • 2018

    Ted Cruz Rally: Season 44 Episode 2

    Hype Woman…..Awkwafina Hype Man…..Kenan Thompson Ted Cruz…..Beck Bennett [People cheering. Cut to people standing in a line and cheering.] Voiceover: There’s something happening in Texas. [Cut to an article that says “Beto O’Rourke Rally Draws Record Numbers in Texas.] Awkwafina: [Cut to Awkwafina and Kenan Thompson on a stage] How ya’ll feeling today? Kenan Thompson: How ya’ll feeling? Voiceover: [Cut to internet article and crowd] The most closely watched race in America. Awkwafina: [Cut to Awkwafina and Kenan Thompson on a stage] I said how ya’ll feeling today? Kenan Thompson: Dallas! Voiceover: [Cut to internet article] It is electric. Awkwafina: [Cut to Awkwafina on a stage] Ya’ll like [inaudible 00:00:17] ?…