Chad… Pete Davidson
Angel… Mikey Day
Brad… Adam Sandler
Doctor… Heidi Gardner
Assistant… Kenan Thompson
[Starts with Chad puts a fork on a plate of his foot. Then he puts it into he micro-oven and turns it on. He starts using his phone. There’s an explosion in his house.]
[Cut to Chad is over the skies and clouds]
[An angel appears]
Angel: Hello Chad. Welcome to the afterlife. I’m afraid to say you have died.
Chad: Okay.
Angel: Chad. You were taken too soon. Which means you have a choice to make. Go that way and you will return to the realm of the living.
Chad: Okay.
[Chad turns around and heads that way]
Angel: Wait, Chad!
[Cut TO Chad IS getting AED shock. Chad wakes up.]
[Cut to the doctor]
Doctor: We got a pulse.
Assistant: Welcome back kid.
[Cut to the angel, Chad, Heidi and Kenan]
Angel: Chad, we’re not quite done.
[Angel takes the soul out of Chad. Chad dies again.]
Doctor: Damn it!
[Cut to a person standing on a mystic place]
Angel: Before you stands someone you wanted to meet your entire life.
[Cut to angel and Chad]
Chad: Thanos?
Angel: No, not Thanos.
Chad: Machine Gun Kelly?
Angel: Chad! Let me finish. This is someone who dies before you were born. [Cut to Brad, turning behind slowly. He has a baseball and a glove] Chad, this is your father.
[Cut to Chad and angel]
Chad: What up?
Angel: And Brad, this is your son.
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: Okay, cool.
[Cut to angel and Chad. Angel hands Chad a baseball glove]
Angel: I’ll leave you. I think you two have some catching up to do. And remember–
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: Catch!
[Brad throws the ball. The ball hit’s Chad’s face and he falls down.]
[Cut to angel]
Angel: He wasn’t ready Brad!
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: My bad.
[Cut to angel and Chad]
Angel: Chad, are you okay?
Chad: Yes, it’s all good.
Angel: You need to wait until he’s ready. Everything you always wanted to say to each other, now is the time.
[Cut to Chad. He is looking at the ball]
[Cut to Brad, he waves his gloves.]
[Cut to angel, he nods his head]
[Chad throws the ball. The ball goes somewhere else.]
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: I’ll get it.
[Cut to angel]
Angel: Brad! [Cut to Brad]Brad!
[Cut to Brad looking for ball inside the bush]
Brad: What’s up?
[Cut to angel]
Angel: Come, be with your son.
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: But the ball?
[Cut to angel]
Angel: It doesn’t matter. The ball’s deep in the bushes. Forget.
[Cut to split screen of Chad and Brad]
Chad and Brad: Ball’s deep in the bush?
[Cut to angel]
Angel: The game of catch was just a means for Chad to find closure so he can return to earth and live his life to the fullest.
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: It’s just, the ball is not mine.
Angel: It’s fine. Your son is wait– where did he go? Chad!
[Cut to Brad in the bushes]
Chad: What up? [Chad also comes out of the bushes]
Angel: Don’t worry about looking for the ball.
Chad: Oh, I was taking a piss.
[Cut to angel]
Angel: Of course, you were. Okay guys, just, both of you come here.
[Cut to Chad and Brad coming out of the bushes]
[Cut to angel, Chad and Brad]
Angel: Chad, this is the man you have wondered about your entire life. Do you have anything to say to him?
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: I’m good.
[Cut to angel]
Angel: All right, let’s try this. Brad, do you have anything to ask [Cut to Brad] your son?
Brad: You got a big dick?
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: Oh, no doubt.
[Cut to Brad]
Brad: Hell, yeah!
[Brad and Chad shake their hands]
[Cut to angel]
Angel: Well, that’s going to have to do. All right, go forth Chad into the light and live your life in new.
[Cut to Chad]
Chad: Okay.
[Chad turns around and walks to the light]
[Cut to Brad watching him leave]
[Cut to Chad turning around to look at Brad]
[Chad farts]
Chad: Safety!
[Cut to Brad nodding his head]
[Cut to Chad walks through]
[Cut to the doctor covering Chad’s body]
Assistant: You did everything you could.
[Chad wakes up]
Chad: What up?
Assistant: Oh shit!
[Assistant punches Chad and knocks him out]
