Father… David Harbour
Son… Kyle Mooney
[Starts with a father and a son sitting on a couch]
Announcer: The father/son relationship is one of the most important bonds in the world, [Son moves away from his father and starts using his phone] but we all know talking to your son isn’t always easy.
[Cut to son sketching something and father walks in]
Father: What’s that?
Son: Just one of my inventions.
Father: Sure.
[Cut to father and son having a mean in their dining hall]
Announcer: But now every father can break through to his son using [Cut to a microphone] the father/son podcasting microphone.
[Cut to the father and his son both talking on a microphone]
With the father/son podcasting microphone, you and your son can start to have real meaningful conversations.
Father: Today, I am joined by my co-host, my son.
Son: It’s great to be here, dad.
Announcer: Dad and son can finally open up to each other using the comforting cadence and structure of a podcast.
Son: I’d say my dad’s distant.
Father: It’s though. You know? This notebook, you can read about being a dad.
Son: Actually, there are several.
Announcer: A podcast is a great chance for father and son to get raw, confessional and unfiltered.
Son: I guess looking back on my life so far, I’ve done everything in order to gain my dad’s approval.
Announcer: But sometimes things get too real. Luckily you can always shift gears with a quick commercial.
Father: You know what I’d do? Squarespace. You want to make a beautiful website in no time? Squarespace has you covered.
Son: Choose from hundreds of stunning templates start from scratch. And our listeners can get started for free with promo code “sonlovedad.”
Father: You nailed that kiddo.
Announcer: With a father/son podcast, your conversations can be divided into equally digestible segments.
Father: Well, it turns out vasectomies don’t always take, and that wraps up this week’s edition of family secrets.
[Cut to demo of how to use the microphone]
Announcer: And plus, there’s an adjustable mic stand so that you can raise up the mic as your son becomes a man.
Father: 114th episodes later, and you’re almost as tall as your old man.
Son: Well, I have been taking a little bit of HGH.
[Cut to the microphone commercial]
Announcer: The father/son podcasting microphone just has to get you through three awkward years before you can start drinking together.
