Halsey
Heidi Gardner
Chris Redd
[Starts with Halsey on set]Halsey: I’m Halsey and this week I’m hosting Saturday Night Live.
[Another Halsey dressed differently joins]Halsey: I’m Halsey. I’m this week’s musical guest.
[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m in charge of cue-cards.
[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m catering at SNL this week. Everyone’s getting meat balls.
[Heidi Gardner joins]Heidi Gardner: I’m Heidi Gardner but this week I’m Halsey.
[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]Halsey: Halsey. Halsey’s assistant.
Halsey: I’m Halsey and this week on SNL, I’m writing a drunk poetry.
[Again, another Halsey dressed differently joins]Halsey: I’m Halsey and I’m just here to have lunch with Kenan.
[Chris Redd walks in]Everyone: Hey Chris.
Chris Redd: Hey, what’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? Halsey! What’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? What’s up Halsey? There’s a lot of ya’ll.
