Happy (Almost) Every Holiday from Adam Sandler | Season 44 Episode 19


Adam Sandler

[Starts with an announcer. It’s an old video marking SNL season 16.]

Announcer: And now here with a mother’s day song is Adam Sandler. Adam?

[Adam Sandler joins. He is palying guitar.] Adam Sandler: Thank you. Thank you. Here is a song for my mom and all the moms out there.

Mama was the one who reached down
and tied my shoelace
Mama spit on her fingers and used it
to clean dirt off my face

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 17, Halloween costume ideas]

If you want an original scary Halloween costume, use your imagination. What’s wrong with just using your face? You can go a Squishy man. [Adam squeezes his face with his both hands] ‘Hey, I’m Squishy man. I want some candy. Give me some candy because I’m Squishy man.”

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 18, More Halloween costume ideas]

Or, you can use a prop you have lying around the house. A newspaper is great. You can go this crazy newspaper face. [Adam puts a newspaper in his shirt’s neck hole covering his face] “I’m crazy newspaper face. And I want some candy. Give some candy to crazy newspaper face. It’s a damn newspaper.”

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 19, Even more Halloween costume ideas]

Or use a pickle. Go as crazy pickle mustache. [Adam puts a pickle on his lips] “I’m crazy pickle mustache. I was given this name because I have pickle for a mustache. Most people have hair for a mustache, but not me. I have a damn pickle”

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 18, Thanks giving. Adam playing a guitar and singing]

A turkey for me, turkey for you
let’s eat turkey in a big brown shoe
love to eat a turkey at the table
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 20, Hanukah. Adam playing a guitar and singing]

You don’t need “Deck the Halls”
or “Jingle Bell Rock”

Cause you can spin a dreidel
with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Hanukkah

[Cut to video clip of Adam Sandler from season 18, Valentine’s day. Adam playing a guitar and singing]

I love you sweatshirt
red hooded sweatshirt
dep-dep-dep sweatshirt
Shama-lama-ding-dong sweatshirt

Thank you very much!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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