Kyle Mooney
Alex Moffat
Sandra… Heidi Gardner
Jennifer Lopez
Chris Redd
Kenan Thompson
Pete Davidson
DaBaby
[Starts with three people in a Christmas decorated house]
Kyle: Yay, that gingerbread house looks amazing.
Alex: Uh-huh, our best one yet, pal.
Heidi: All right, who’s ready for dinner?
[door knocking]
Alex: Huh, are we expecting someone?
Heidi: Ah! You know what? It is probably those adorable kids who come around singing Christmas carols every year.
[door knocking]
Alex: Wow! Anxious little guys.
[Alex opens the door]
Jennifer: Merry Christmas.
Chris: May we enter?
Alex: Wait, what?
[four unknown people enter the house]
Alex: Um, Sandra, [cut to everybody] are these the Carolers you were referring to?
Heidi: Obviously not.
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]
Kyle: Are you guys going to rob us?
[Cut to the Christmas carolers]
Jennifer: No. We’re not robbers. We’re carolers.
Speaker 6: Hip hop carolers. Specially late 90s, early 2000s.
Chris: Yeah! Groups like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, The Fugees, and City High.
Pete: Plus Christmas.
Chris: Now, I’m reading the room right now and I got the feeling some people don’t know who in the hell City High is.
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]
Jennifer: But they ‘bout to know. [cut to the carolers] Hit it.
[music playing]
Speaker 6: Now, this song is about one very special Christmas boy.
[The carolers are singing about Home Alone movie]
Chris: What do you think about that?
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]
Alex: Am, I think you set up the song like it was going to be Jesus, but that was was about Kevin McAllister in Home Alone.
[Cut to the carolers]
Speaker 6: Right! My man gets it!
Pete: Donations! Donations! [Pete walks forward]
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]
Heidi: Just give them some money so they go away.
Alex: Sure, sure. Guys, that was dynamite. [Cut to everybody] Here’s 20 bucks. Okay?
Jennifer: We don’t do it for the money. [Cut to the carolers] We’ll take it though.
Chris: And to thank you, we’re going to give you another Christmas carol. Hit it!
[music playing]
[The carolers are singing about Home Alone movie]
[music stops]
Pete: Donations! Donations!
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]
Alex: Nah! I think you’re all set. Great job. Merry Christmas.
[Cut to the carolers]
Pete: Hey, don’t worry. We’re leaving.
Jennifer: After one more Christmas carol.
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi]
Kyle: None of these are Christmas carols.
[cut to carolers]
[music playing]
[The carolers are singing randomly]
[Cut to Kyle, Alex and Heidi confused]
Heidi: Okay, no! Okay! [music stops] No! We’re not going to do this, alright? You guys did not even rehearse this one.
Alex: Hmm. Yeah, guys. Time to go.
[cut to carolers]
Jennifer: Most definitely.
Chris: Yo! DaBaby, you ready?
[Cut to everybody]
[DaBaby walks from the inside of the house with a black baggage]
DaBaby: Yeah, what’s up? I’m ready.
Alex: Sorry, who the hell is this?
[Cut to everybody]
Chris: This is my boy, DaBaby. He’s been robbin yáll while we been caroling.
Kyle: You said you weren’t robbers.
Chris: We didn’t He did, for us!
[Cut to DaBaby]
DaBaby: Yeah, I’m like Robinhood. I rob the rich, and take it back to the hood.
Chris: Merry Christmas, y’all!
[Cut to everybody]
Jennifer: Merry Christmas!
[the carolers leave]
Speaker 6: Hey, can I use yáll bathroom real quick?
Heidi: No. But it’s Christmas!
