Holes | Season 44 Episode 19

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Beck Bennett

Kyle Mooney

Adam Sandler

[Music video. It looks like a video of rock song in ‘80s]

Beck Bennett: Clothes, we wear them everyday. I’m even wearing it right now.

Kyle Mooney: But what are they? Cloth? Sure.

Beck Bennett: But if you look a little closer, you’ll realize the clothes are actually just holes.

Kyle Mooney: It’s a lot, I know. Don’t worry sweet thing! We’ll break it down.

Beck Bennett: My shirt has a hole just for my neck
two long holes for my arms
and a big hole for my waist
my shirt is just holes

Kyle Mooney: My pants, two long holes for my legs
and a big hole for my waist
where my pants will meet my shirt
my pants are just holes

Beck Bennett: But clothes are not the only things with holes

Kyle Mooney: No, no, no!

Beck Bennett: Our bodies,

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney: Our bodies, they have holes too
Clothes are holes, yeah, yeah!
and we get inside those holes
to cover our bodies
then our bodies’ prive in holes

Beck Bennett: Because we cannot show those holes

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney: it’s a law that was based a long time ago

Beck Bennett: We wear public holes on our private holes.

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney: Those are holes called clothes.

Beck Bennett: I think about holes every night and day
because everyone wears holes

Kyle Mooney: Some people in holy holes
a boxer in a short holes
you wear your best holes to the prom

Beck Bennett: Our hip-hop holes and cowboy holes
and the holes that get to fly in the space

Kyle Mooney: Winston Churchill made big decision wearing holes.

Beck Bennett: Federico Bellini, Roberto Benigni
they finally made Italian holes
even Andy Warhol wore holes

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney: To cover up, Andy wore holes
Clothes are holes, yeah, yeah!
and we get inside those holes
to cover up bodies
then our bodies’ prive in holes

Beck Bennett: Because if we all showed our holes
you would see all the holes of the people you know
and I don’t want to see those holes

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney: I want to see clothe’s holes

Adam Sandler: [Comes in with a guitar] Wow, wow, wow.
I think I’m seeing holes now
everybody hold now
wow
Your papa and you mama and your sister and brother
all have holes

I press my holes and I steam my holes
and I take my holes to the cleaners
yeah, yeah, yeah
hold it, hold it, hold it now
come on, come on

Everybody: Clothes are holes, yeah, yeah!
and we get inside those holes
to cover our bodies
then our bodies’ prive in holes
because if we all free our holes
there’ll be a lot of butt holes at your funeral
so that’s why we wear holes
and holes are clothes

Beck Bennett: I don’t know. It’s something I’ve been thinking about.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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