Mark… James McAvoy
Chris Redd
Pete Davidson
Kenan Thompson
[Starts with Mark, Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kenan Thompson warming up for rap music]
Chris Redd: Yeah, yeah
Love that girl, she stay loyal in these streets
coz soon as I pull up to the crib she getting keyed up
Pete Davidson: She my main girl I get home she get at me
hop up on my lap like welcome home, daddy
Chris Redd: I love her. I don’t even got to fake it
and when she’s at home she loves being naked
Pete Davidson: She’s my best friend, She shows love and respect
That’s why she walk around with my name on her neck
All: I love my bitch, my bitch is my dog [Chris, Pete and Kenan standing with their dogs]
good dog, good dog, only dog that’s all.
Bow wow, my dog, good dog I talk to my dog
Bow wow, she cute she bald,
big dog, little dog, fat dog, skinny dog, roof.
Chris Redd: My cranium and feed my Pomeranian
she doodoo on my carpet I say No that is not where duty goes.
Woof Woo,f that’s the classic sound of my Pitt with my basset hound
If my dog was a dog, then I re-up with a mini Pekinese In tea cup
Pete Davidson: I’m allergic to these bitches I touch ‘em and start itchin’
if I see it then I pet it get the drugs up out the kitchen
Woof Woff, Zyrtec and a Benadryl and a Claritin ‘cause it’s getting real
I like my dogs hype, hype, hypoallergenic
[Marks comes up front yelling]
Mark: We love dogs out here! You think this is a [Bleep] game?
You say something about my dog, I will literally murder you in your face!
Chris Redd: Woah, woah. Hey, Mark, man. You the DJ. Chill, bro. Chill, the hell is wrong with Mark?
All: My dog she comes when I call
Bow wow, My dog, silly dog, new dog, old dog, black dog, gold dog
[Cut to Kenan riding ATV with his dog]
Kenan Thompson: My dog’s name is Bryce, she my little pookie pookie
she love a little hat [The dog is wearing a little hat] but she really love a cooking
Got her own Instagram @pookiespike3
Bow wow, some say I rescue her but she really rescued me
Aw, look at her little face. You is a little boo boo in the hat. You do got a little hat on, don’t you?
[Marks comes up front yelling]
Mark: Respect this dog! Or I’ma shoot you dead! I got shooters in the streets.
Chris Redd: Yo, Mark, man, enough with the death threats, man. Chill, bro.
Pete Davidson: Something ‘bout dogs, Mark.
Kenan Thompson: I don’t like Mark.
Chris Redd: Mark crazy, bro.
Lady rapper: You boys done? I got something to say.
Puggin and thuggin yeah, that’s cool
but the kissing disgusting
Kenan Thompson: I’m kissing pookie right now.
Lady rapper: Yeah, but I’m wishin’ you wasn’t
matter fact, I’ma keep it 100
[Lady rapper carrying a rabbit]
dogs are okay, but I love me some bunnies
hop hop bunny, bunny, bunny hop hop
There’s a bunny on money hop hop
frankly I don’t give shh-TZU,
bunnies are better than dogs it’s true, it’s true
Kenan Thompson: Now you talkin’ crazy.
Mark: My dog.
Lady rapper: Bunny!
All: Dog, dog, dog, dog.
Lady rapper: Bunny hop bunny.
All: She closed it, she fall.
My best friend my dog
Lady rapper: Bunny, hop.
