John Mulaney
Kate McKinnon
Thomas Rhett
[Starts with John, Kate and Thomas on SNL stage]
John Mulaney: Hi, I’m John Mulaney and I’m hosting SNL this week with musical guest Thomas Rhett.
Kate McKinnon: Hey John, when you were a writer here, were there any promos that you wrote that didn’t get picked that you want to try now?
John Mulaney: There was one I kind of liked. Hi, I’m Labron James and I’m big and strong.
[Retake]
John Mulaney: Hi, I’m John Mulaney and I’m hosting SNL this week with musical guest Thomas Rhett.
Kate McKinnon: That’s right. Tune in to watch these two gorgeous nephews make their aunts and uncles proud.
John Mulaney: Oh, thanks Kate.
[Retake]
John Mulaney: Hi, I’m John Mulaney and I’m hosting SNL this week with musical guest Thomas Rhett.
Kate McKinnon: My god, John, here. He’s going to lay it down so hard for you in his monologue. You’re literally going to stand up and applaud in your living.
John Mulaney: Well, I don’t know.
Kate McKinnon: He’s going to be up there with The Beatles in terms of like, singular cultural event. Nothing’s going to be the same ever again.
John Mulaney: We’re still kind of working it out.
Thomas Rhett: Oh, I can’t wait to hear it.
John Mulaney: All right.
Kate McKinnon: Killing it.
John Mulaney: Expectations!
