Paul Rudd[Starts with Leslie watching something on her laptop and laughing in dressing room] [Cut to Kyle coming in dressing room]
Kyle Mooney: Oh, hey, Les, a change in the court sketch, you’re going to be the Bailiff now.[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: Oh, okay, cool, thanks Kyle. [Leslie gets back to watching] [Cut to Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: What are you watching?[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: I’m watching Russian car crashes, they’re crazy over there.[Cut to Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: You know, last weekend I was watching those Leslie and Kyle videos we made for the show when we were in love with each other.[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: I remember those. Why did we stop making them?[Cut to Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: They were great. Actually, can I show you a pretty fun clip.
May I?[Cut to the laptop playing a video where Kyle kisses Leslie] [Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: Oh, my god.[Cut to the laptop playing a video where Leslie is making out with Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: Tell me I’m not dreaming.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie]
Leslie Jones: Aw, we was babies.
Kyle Mooney: It was like last year. But you know it’s weird, sometimes people will come up to me on the street and say, “Are you really dating Leslie?”[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: No way! Me and you?
Kyle Mooney: They truly thought it was real.
Leslie Jones: It’s ridiculous.
Kyle Mooney: Yeah, so ridiculous. Well, I should get out of here.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie. Kyle passes the laptop back to Leslie.[
So enjoy your videos, madam.[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: Thank you, sir.
Umm, hey, Kyle.[Kyle walks back in]
Kyle Mooney: What’s up?[Cut to Leslie]
Leslie Jones: Got some wine. You want to maybe have a glass of wine, we can watch videos.[Cut to Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: Yeah, sure. I mean, I drink everyday, so—yes, let’s do it.[Kyle walks and sits beside Leslie. Leslie passes Kyle a glass.]
Thanks. Well, to a wonderful year.
Leslie Jones: Oh, yes.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie. They both take a sip of wine.]
Oh wait.[Leslie wipes Kyle’s lips]
Oh, you got some on your lip.
Kyle Mooney: Thank you.[Cut to Kyle]
Is this happening right now?
Leslie Jones: I don’t know.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie. They kiss.] [Cut to a dreamy world where Kyle and Leslie are walking together holding hands wearing matching dress.][Music is playing]
Kyle Mooney: Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me they long to be
lose to you
Kyle Mooney: Oh god, crap![Cut to Paul Rudd walks in]
Paul Rudd: Whoa! What the [bleep] are you doing? This is my dressing room.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie]
Kyle Mooney: Hey, sorry, man.[Cut to Paul]
Paul Rudd: Oh, god. What’s that smell? Ew! It stinks over here too. Were you [bleep] over here too? It smells like a bad tooth. My shoes are stinking to the floor. It’s like an old movie theater.[Cut to Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: Sorry okay?[Cut to Paul] Oh, crap.
Paul Rudd: Are you still doing it? Get out of here.[Cut to Kyle and Leslie. They both stand up.] [Cut to Paul. He looks away.]
Leslie Jones: We said sorry, dude. Are you stressed out?[Cut to Leslie and Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: Hey man! We were just having sex for a few hours. [Cut to Paul] Relax.
Paul Rudd: Yea, I’m stressed out. I just—I want the finale to go well. I didn’t mean to yell. Sorry.[Cut to Leslie and Kyle both start to massage Paul]
Leslie Jones: Aww baby.
Paul Rudd: That feels good. Mmm. Is this happening?[They all start making out] [Cut to a dreamy world where Paul, Kyle and Leslie are dancing and holding hands wearing matching dress. Paul and Kyle starts kissing. Leslie is shocked.][Music is playing]