Nick Cannon… Chris Redd
Robin Thicke… Beck Bennett
Jenny McCarthy… Kate McKinnon
Ken Jeong… Bowen Yang
Nicole Scherzinger… Melissa Villaseñor
[Starts with The Masked Singer intro]
[Cut to the host]
Nick Cannon: Happy holidays. Welcome to this special Christmas edition of the masked singer. I’m Nick Cannon, and if anyone knows how to beat Eminem in a feud, please let me know. We’re doing as always for our panelists.
[Cut to the judges]
Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy, Ken Jeong and Nicole Scherzinger.
[The panelist are all talking at the same time.
[Cut to Nick Cannon]
Nick Cannon: Thank you, judges. Now we have a real special Christmas surprise for you all and a brand new contestant. Without further due, please help me welcome our new mystery man. Corn on the cob.
[cheers and applause]
[music playing]
[a singer comes in dressed as a corn.]
[the corn singing with lisp]
Nick Cannon: Panelist! Any guesses who could be behind the mask? Robin?
[Cut to Robin Thicke]
Robin Thicke: I’m going out on a limb and say that’s Buck Wheat.
[Cut to the judges]
Jenny McCarthy: That’s definitely Buck Wheat.
[Cut to the singer dressed as a corn and Nick Cannon]
Nick Cannon: Let’s see if they’re right. Corn on the cob, he with all want to know. Who are you?
Audience: Take it off! Take it off!
[The singer takes off his corn dress]
Buck Wheat: Hi! I’m Buck Wheat. Remember me?
[Cut to Jenny McCarthy]
Jenny McCarthy: Oh, my god! I’m freaking out Buck Wheat, you are my idol!
[Cut to Buck Wheat and Jenny McCarthy]
Buck Wheat: Thank you very much.
Nick Cannon: Now, Buck Wheat, I heard you have more songs for us.
Buck Wheat: Yeah! I sure do. Take a listen.
[music playing]
[Buck Wheat singing with lisp]
[music stops]
[cheers and applause]
Ken Jeong: Buck wheat, as a doctor, I’m comfortable diagnosing you as Nick Cannon00% juicy.
[Cut to Buck Wheat]
Buck Wheat: Oh, I like being oosy.
[Cut to Robin Thicke]
Robin Thicke: Now what’s next for the great Buck Wheat?
[Cut to Buck Wheat]
Buck Wheat: Well, I suppose it’s time for me to go make a deny.
[Cut to Nicole Scherzinger]
Nicole Scherzinger: Buck Wheat, wait. We just want you to know we’ve missed you the past Jenny McCarthy0 years. We love you and it’s good to have you back.
[Cut to Buck Wheat]
Buck Wheat: Thank you very much. Don’t worry about Buck Wheat. Just remember, wherever I am, I am doing Otay. [singing “Single Ladies” by Beyonge] O tinga Nedy O tinga Nedy
