Joanne Batting … Cecily STrong
Reese … Woody Harrelson
Linette … Aidy Bryant
P Ryan … Mikey Day
Huntington Booth … Kenan Thompson[Starts with Sun’s Out Nevada intro]
Announcer: You’re tuned in to Sun’s Out Nevada. Thank you, guys.[Cut to Heidi Gardner and Kyle Mooney in their set]
Heidi Gardner: Welcome back. Weather and traffic are just ahead. Spoiler alert – there’s neither.
Kyle Mooney: And later, author Dav Pilkey joins us to chat about his new children’s book, “Captain Underpants: Rise of Hershey Squirt”. Excited to pick his brain.
Heidi Gardner: But first, time for “Jo on the Go” with our roving reporter Joanne Batting who live on interstate 15 with her yummiest scoop yet.[Cut to Joanne Batting]
Joanne Batting: Thanks, guys. Well, in between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, a new attraction will offer road trippers a cheesy photo op. The world’s biggest Cheeto Museum has it’s grand opening today. And I am here now with the proud owners, the hotter family.[Hotter family joins Joanne Batting]
Reese, Linette, and their son P Ryan. Congrats on your big day. Now Reese, you first had the idea for all this five years ago. How does it feel to look at that gigantic Cheeto today? Besides hungry.[Reese laughing]
Reese: Well, you’re quick. That’s why you’re on TV and I own the Cheeto. Anyway, it’s a dream come true. It took a lot of work. And our entire savings to buy the Cheeto and build the museum. But today I think it’s safe to say it was worth it. Right, sweetheart?
Joanne Batting: Lynette, are you as excited as your husband?
Joanne Batting: Now, P. Ryan, I got to ask. How do you keep from eating this thing?
P Ryan: I actually get that question a lot. And I always say, you know, I wonder if they ask people who work at the Louvre if they want to eat the Mona Lisa. You know?
Joanne Batting: Well, no, because it’s a painting and not a giant Cheeto.
P Ryan: Right. Yeah. But it’s kind of the same thing.
Joanne Batting: It’s not. But later on, the Cheeto will be measured by this judge [Huntington Booth joins Joanne Batting] from the Guinness book of world records, Mr. Huntington Booth.
Huntington Booth: Dr. Huntington Booth. And I must say this Cheeto is spectacular. I once saw a 40 foot hot dog that took my breath away. And I am getting a very similar feeling from Cheeto.
Joanne Batting: Exciting stuff. Okay, we’ll see you soon for the official measurement, Mr. Booth.
Huntington Booth: Dr. Booth.[Huntington Booth storms out]
Joanne Batting: Well, it’s almost 9 o’clock. Is it time to officially open the museum for the fist time?
Reese: It sure is. Oh, boy. Son, you want to turn on the fan?
P Ryan: Yes. All right. Fans are on, dad.
Reese: Ladies and germs, the world’s biggest Cheeto museum is officially open for business. God bless you, Cheeto. I love you. Whoo![The giant cheeto bursts out because it fell into the fan] [The screen is smoky because of cheetos dust] [Cut to Heidi and Kyle]
Kyle Mooney: Uh, a little hiccup over at the world’s biggest Cheeto museum.
Heidi Gardner: Everything okay there, Joe?
Joanne Batting: Yeah, everyone’s okay. Except for the cheeto which fell into the fan. Well, we were supposed to take the Guinness world record measurement here. That still happening?[Moving to Huntington Booth]
Huntington Booth: No.
Joanne Batting: Right! Well, not the best grand opening. How you doing Reese?
Joanne Batting: Mm-hmm. Do you have any sort of backup plan?
Reese: No, we were all in the Cheeto.
P Ryan: I just want to say that all new businesses go through growing pains and I actually think this Cheeto can be fixed.
Joanne Batting: Well, it can’t.
P Ryan: I still think people will come on down.
Joanne Batting: They will not. Now, Lynette, what’s next for you?
Joanne Batting: Makes sense. I would do the same. We’ll be right back.[Ends with Sun’s Out Nevada outro]