Alex Moffat[Starts with Don Cheadle and Alex Moffat running in the backstage in a police uniforms] [They high-five]
Narrator: He’s tough.[Cut to Don Cheadle pointing the gun]
Don Cheadle: Freeze!
Narrator: He’s no nonsense.[Cut to Alex Moffat falling and then pointing the gun]
Alex Moffat: You’re busted bud.[Cut to Don and Alex exercising] [Cut to Don and Alex sitting and having snacks]
Walkie-Talkie: Dispatch. We’ve got a 1033 on Howard Street.
Don Cheadle: On it. [Don and Alex run to their duty] [Alex comes back and tries to finish their snacks]
Don Cheadle: Partner![Cut to Don and Alex running] [Cut to Alex jump to the SNL stage and trying to flip and hold the gun] [Cut to Alex and Don on SNL stage. Alex shoots up.]
Don Cheadle: Why would you do that?
Alex Moffat: What’s up?
Narrator: And together, [Cut to Don and Alex coming out of the door] they have absolutely no authority whatsoever within the walls of 30-rock.
Don Cheadle: Wait, what? [Cut to Don Cheadle] You said whoever hosts the show gets to run security.
Alex Moffat: Oh, no! [Cut to Alex Moffat]I was just suggesting we do a buddy cop sketch or something.[Cut to Alex and Don]
Don Cheadle: Oh, we both have a working gun.
Alex Moffat: Needo, huh?
Security: Hey, drop the weapons.
Alex Moffat: Run!
Don Cheadle: We have the guns, why are we running?
Alex Moffat: Trust me on this. Also, I don’t think you’re hosting anymore bud.
Don Cheadle: What?
Alex Moffat: Ah, you’ll find out.