Leslie Jones
Kit Harington
[Starts with Leslie Jones trying to act like Hodor in the ‘Hold the Door’ scene]
Leslie Jones: Hold the door! Hold the door! We all gonna die! They gonna get us. We not gonna last. This ogre made out of ice.
[Leslie has a dragon puppet in her one hand]
[Growls][Growls]
Wall! [Imitating wind blowing] Oh, [Bleep] the cup! [Leslie Jones removes the cup from the table] [Growls]
[Cut to Leslie Jones sitting on a chair]
I assume, my lord, you are here to bend the knee.
[Cut to Kit Harington]
Kit Harington: I am not.
Leslie Jones: Well, [Cut to Leslie Jones] that’s unfortunate.
Kit Harington: Leslie, uh, [Cut to Kit Harington] [Background music stops] what are we actually, uh, doing here? I mean, I’ve been here for four hours but you just intercepted me at and gave me these, these — are these oven mitts?
[Cut to Leslie Jones]
Leslie Jones: Yes, they’re oven gloves!
[Cut to Kit Harington]
Kit Harington: Is this even for the show?
[Cut to Leslie Jones]
Leslie Jones: No, this is my fantasy, okay? I tricked you.
[Cut to Kit Harington]
Kit Harington: You know what? I’m done.
Leslie Jones: Oh, you better not. [Cut to Leslie Jones] Don’t walk away from me, Kit.
[Cut to Kit Harington]
Kit Harington: Yeah? What you gonna do? [Kit Harington leaves]
Leslie Jones: Oh, you about see what I’m gonna do.
[Cut to Kit Harington is walking in front of Leslie Jones. They are acting like the walk of shame of Cersei in Game of Thrones.]
Shame!
[People are throwing stuffs at Kit Harington]
Kit Harington: This isn’t even accu–
Leslie Jones: Shame.
Kit Harington: Are those donuts?
Leslie Jones: I love donuts, Jon Snow!
Kit Harington: My name’s Kit.
Leslie Jones: No it’s not, not today it ain’t. Shame! Ooh!
Kit Harington: When am I meeting Lorren?
Leslie Jones: Soon, soon, Jon Snow. Shame! Shame! [Leslie Jones puts doughnut in Kit Harington’s mouth]
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