Weekend Update: Opera Man Returns | Season 44 Episode 19


Colin Jost

Opera man… Adam Sander

[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set]

Colin Jost: After a very long absence, here once again to look at people and places in the news, it’s Weekend Update’s Opera man.

[Music plays] [Opera man joins] [Opera man is waving a scarf]

Opera Man: [There’s a picture of Game of Thrones logo at left top corner]

Game of Thrones-Ah, almost finito
molto exciting, edge of my seat-o
we can’t wait for final show-ah
so we can cancel our HBO-ah

[Picture changes to a horse race]

Kentucky derby very fasto
one in first and one in lasto
winning horse is magnifioso
losing horse is delicioso

[Picture changes to James Harden]

Beard man. He cry-o
Draymond poke him in eye-o
He say beardie kicks [Picture changes to Kevin Durant] Just wait ’til Durant comes to the Knicks! [Cheers and applaud] [Picture changes to cover poster of the movie ‘Long Shot’]

Pretty lady, goofy man-ah
Opera man no understand-ah
silly face but still he score-ah
where have I seen this before-ah? [Picture changes to Adam Sandler movies with pretty ladies]

Come on man! Let’s go man!

[Picture changes to Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand] Kamala, Gillibrand
[Picture changes to Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren] Klobuchar, Warren
They have slim chance-o
they no wear pants-o

[Picture changes to Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg and Beto o’Rourke]

Cory, Pete and Beto
Will have to wait-o
Here we go again
[Picture changes to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders] Seventy year old men

[Picture changes to Joe Biden getting close to different women]

Gropa gropa, Sniffa sniffa
young or olda, make no diffa
Joe for this you, won’t go far-o
to win white house, you need to bang porn star-o [Picture changes to Stormy Daniels] [Picture changes to William Barr]

Where did Barr go?
He did not show
Check every single Wendy’s!

[Picture changes to Donald Trump] Trumpa, Dumpa, Trumpa, Dumpa
I make-a the wall
I playa the golf
and they take-a the fall

Trumpa, Dumpa, Trumpa, Dumpa
They afraid to impeach
I get to make-a the wall
And Putin make me his beetch

[Picture changes to Opera man from many years ago]

So very long since I’ve been around-ah
24 years and 24 pounds-ah
so glad to be back
now I get a snack

Opera man 


[People start throwing roses] [Colin and Michael join the Opera man]

Colin Jost: Opera man, everyone. Opera Man. For Weekend Update, I’m Colin Jost.

Michael Che: I’m Michael Che. Good night.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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