Elliott Pants … Kenan Thompson
Gina … Aidy Bryant
Steven … Pete Davidson
Louis … Paul Rudd
[Starts with intro of the show]Announcer: It’s time to play What’s Wrong With This Picture.
[Cut to Elliott Pants]Elliott Pants : Hello, everybody, I’m your host Elliott Pants. Welcome to another round of What’s Wrong With This Picture. The rules are simple. All you got to do is look at a picture, tell me what’s wrong with it. If you’re right, you might win a Toyota beef. The first car for thick boys. Contestants, are you ready to play? Gina?
[Cut to Gina]Gina: Yes, daddy.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : I don’t like that. Steven.
[Cut to Steven]Steven: I didn’t come here to make friends, but I would like it to happen.
Elliott Pants : Okay. Louis?
[Cut to Louis]Louis: What’s up?
[Cut to Elliott] Elliott Pants : I’m introducing you. [Cut to Louis]Louis: Oh, thank you.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Okay. I guess this is who is available at 2 PM on a weekday. Let’s go to your first puzzle. Who can tell me what’s wrong with this picture?
[There’s a cartoon picture of a boy and a girl playing swing. The swing has rope only at one side.]There’s something very wrong with this picture. Can you spot it?
Steven: Oh, I got it. They’re siblings who know they shouldn’t have kissed.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : What? No. That’s not close.
Steven: Oh, man.
[beep]Elliott Pants : Louis.
Louis: Her hair has too many shrimps in it.
Elliott Pants : I’m sorry. Did you say shrimp?
Louis: By her ears are shrimp.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : No, those are her pig tails. Yeah. That’s not shrimp. Getting a little worried about this.
[beep]Gina.
[Cut to Gina]Gina: He’s pointing at her butt door and explaining its features.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : No. Something in this picture is physically impossible.
Steven: They’re gay.
Elliott Pants : What?
Steven: Boys and girls can’t be gay on each other. That don’t work. Has to be the same.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : No. I’ll give you a hint. Something is missing in the picture.
[beep]Louis.
Louis: Love. Plus the knockers behind them don’t have nipples.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Okay. That’s a bush.
[Cut to Louis]Louis: Oh, that’s inappropriate.
[Cut to Elliott and the picture]Elliott Pants : Can you really not see it? The swing is missing a rope.
[Cut to Gina]Gina: Then why are they smiling?
Louis: Because his jeans leave very little to the imagination and they like that.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Well, that made me angry. All right. Here is your next picture.
[There is a cartoon picture of a woman looking at a mirror. There is a belt in the reflection but not on her.] [beep]Gina.
[Cut to Gina]Gina: Yeah, I got it. She’s 4 years old but the boobies grew too fast.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Oh, my god, no.
[beep] [Cut to Louis]Louis: The twins are in the fish tank and she can’t get out.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : That is not a fish tank, that is a mirror.
[Cut to Louis]Louis: Then where are all the fish?
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : I hate you.
[beep]Steven.
[Cut to Steven]Steven: Oh, I see it now. The answer is she just did blackface and got away with it. The only problem is she got the job. Now what?
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : No. Now, stop it. The reflection is wearing a belt. It’s wearing a belt. All right, next.
[The picture changes to an office desk. The calendar reads 31 June] [beep] [Cut to Gina]Gina: Oh, I know. Her chair is empty because she just got raptured. But once she got up there, god did a twirl and his robe flew up and she thinks she saw his thing.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Gross! Wrong.
[beep] [Cut to Steven]Steven: The objects come to life at night but the only problem is they’re poor.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : For the love of—
[beep] [Cut to Louis]Louis: That computer has a virus and I hate to tell you, but it’s AIDS.
[Cut to Elliott. He is holding his head.] [Cut to Steven]Steven: Uh, are you okay. Mr. Pant.
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : No. And it’s Pants. Look at that. What is that?
[Cut to Gina]Gina: A date tent?
[Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : That is not a tent. There is no such thing as June 31st. Okay. We’re doing exactly one more of these.
[There is a cartoon picture of a girl playing roller blade on ice]What’s wrong with this picture?
[beep] [Cut to Louis]Louis: Oh, she’s wearing roller-blades instead of ice skates.
[right answer beep] [Cut to Elliott]Elliott Pants : Oh, my god, that’s right. And I think it’s my wife. Can I say hi?
[Cut to everybody]Elliott Pants : That is a drawing. [Cut to Elliott and Louis] This has been what’s wrong with this picture.
Louis: What are you doing?
Elliott Pants : We got to start screening these people.
