Boop-it

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Mikey Day

Tyler… Chris Redd

Jenna… Chloe Fineman

Mark… Beck Bennett

Dietra… Heidi Gardner

[Starts with black and white video of Mikey, Tyler and Jenna playing chess and getting bored.]

Female voice: Tired of the same old games? Then get ready for…

[The black and white video is now color video] [Mikey, Tyler and Jenna getting excited with boop-it on their table]

Kids: Huh! Boop-it!

Female voice: A memory building game that’s fun for the whole family. all you gotta do is…

Mikey: Boop-it. Twist-it. Honk-it. Squish-it.

Jenna: Nice!

Female voice: Made for kids of all ages.

[Mark walks in. He’s an adult.]

Mark: Can I try?

Mikey: Yeah, go for it, dad! Boop-it!

[wrong answer buzzer]

Kids: Oh! Nice try, dad!

Tyler: Maybe next time, Mr. Williams. Boop-it!

[Mark leaves it]

Female voice: Nine different actions, the possibilities are endless.

Tyler: Honk-it. Smush-it. Boop-it!

Female voice: But don’t get one wrong.

[Jenna presses the wrong button] [wrong answer buzzer]

Kids: Oh!

[Mark walks in]

Mark: Maybe next time, Jenna! Hah!

[Mark leaves again]

Female voice: See who can boop-it best, and be the boop-it boss.

[Mark walks in again]

Mark: My turn. Jenny just went. I was after her.

[Mark takes away the game]

Mikey: I think it’s Tyler’s turn, dad!

Mark: Tyler, your mom just called. She wants you to go home. She wants you home.

Tyler: She does?

Mark: Yeah, bye! See ya! There’s the door.

Jenna: Bye Tyler!

Mark: Now that I can actually concentrate, I can do it.

Female voice: Concentration’s the name of the game when you…

Mikey: Twist-it.

[Mark presses the button] [wrong answer buzzer]

Mark: Whatever! Piece of [bleep] ! I’m going in.

Female voice: The game is so fun, you won’t be able to put it down.

[Mark is playing and the kids are just watching]

Mark: It’s almost easy, but it’s so good!

Mikey: Go, dad!

Jenna: Yeah!

Mark: Get Tyler back here. He should see this.

[Cut to Dietra looking at Mark]

Dietra: Mark!

Mark: Dammit, Dietra! You messed me up!

Dietra: You were supposed to drop the kids off two hours ago.

[Mark with a whiskey on his one hand and boop-it on the other hand]

Mark: Well, I couldn’t do that, could I?

Dietra: Guys, car!

[The kids get ready to leave]

Mikey: Bye dad!

[Mikey tries to take the boop-it, but Mark doesn’t let him take it.]

Dietra: Have they eaten?

[Cut to Mark quietly sipping his whiskey]

Goodnight, Mark!

Mark: No, wait! Dietra, let’s give it one more try, baby!

Dietra: Oh, god!

Female voice: The boop-it!

[Cut to Mark playing boop-it alone. Is throws away the boop-it and starts crying.] [The End]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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